Gen X Perspective

Description: A mashup of old-fashioned cherry hard candies and Mario Bava's 1964 horror film, Blood and Black Lace.

Description: A mashup of Orange Fizzies drink tablets and Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, Suspiria.

Description: From Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill. Martin Luther was a German fellow who pinned a note on a church door that said, "Hang on a minute!" Actually, he was German so, "Ein minuten, bitte!"

Description: In The Myth of Sisyphus, Albert Camus introduced his philosophy of absurdism. The conclusion of the essay states that "the struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart ... one must imagine Sisyphus happy."

Description: 8-Bit Mega Man gasps with surprise as his trusty Mega Buster shoots a lemon instead of its usual lemon-shaped energy pellet.

Description: Trevor Belmont and Sypha Belnades share a candlelight dinner, but one of them is frustrated by having leftover Leg of Werewolf.

Description: A snappily dressed crow holds a cup of tea and invites whoever is willing to accept his challenge to a foofaraw -- a noisy debate over something trivial.

Description: Hard work might pay off after time, but laziness pays off right now. Choose "Later" and do it tomorrow for a better today.

Description: Hard work might pay off after time, but laziness pays off right now. Choose "Later" and do it tomorrow for a better today.

Description: A 5-star rating for the second element of our periodic table with a punny review.

Description: A punny play on words aimed at the second element of our periodic table.

Description: A parody of the famous Obama poster. This crabby dungeon master isn't in the mood for his players' shenanigans.

Description: A female gender symbol that proudly boasts its geekiness.

Description: A mosquito sucks red fluid from a juice box, using a straw.

Description: Lava, the heavy-duty hand cleaner. Pumice-powered! "Lava with pumice gets extra dirty hands really clean!"