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Born in 1975. Enjoyer of video games, RPGs, board games, literature, music, and science. I eschew AI and use Affinity and Pixlr as my graphics tools.
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Eddie Izzard "Ein Minuten, Bitte!" Hoodie
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Description: From Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill. Martin Luther was a German fellow who pinned a note on a church door that said, "Hang on a minute!" Actually, he was German so, "Ein minuten, bitte!"

Tags: british, comedy, english, european, funny

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Suspiria x Orange Fizzies Mashup Hoodie
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Description: A mashup of Orange Fizzies drink tablets and Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, Suspiria.

Tags: 1977, cult classic, dario argento, giallo, horror

Suspiria x Orange Fizzies Mashup Hoodie

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Mega Man Lemon Shooter Hoodie
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Description: 8-Bit Mega Man gasps with surprise as his trusty Mega Buster shoots a lemon instead of its usual lemon-shaped energy pellet.

Tags: capcom, gaming, jump, lemon, megaman

Mega Man Lemon Shooter Hoodie

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Candlelight Castlevania Dinner Hoodie
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Description: Trevor Belmont and Sypha Belnades share a candlelight dinner, but one of them is frustrated by having leftover Leg of Werewolf.

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, belmont, dracula, gaming
Foofaraw Crow Hoodie
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Description: A snappily dressed crow holds a cup of tea and invites whoever is willing to accept his challenge to a foofaraw -- a noisy debate over something trivial.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, crows, funny

Foofaraw Crow Hoodie

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Procrastination Now v. Later Hoodie
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Description: Hard work might pay off after time, but laziness pays off right now. Choose "Later" and do it tomorrow for a better today.

Tags: funny, humor, later, laziness, lazy

Procrastination Now v. Later Hoodie

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Procrastination Now v. Later Hoodie
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Description: Hard work might pay off after time, but laziness pays off right now. Choose "Later" and do it tomorrow for a better today.

Tags: funny, humor, later, laziness, nope

Procrastination Now v. Later Hoodie

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Helium 5-Star Rating Hoodie
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Description: A 5-star rating for the second element of our periodic table with a punny review.

Tags: chemical, chemist, chemistry, chemistry teacher, funny

Helium 5-Star Rating Hoodie

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Helium Hoodie
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Description: A punny play on words aimed at the second element of our periodic table.

Tags: chemical, chemist, chemistry, chemistry teacher, elements

Helium Hoodie

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Grumpy DM Says NOPE Hoodie
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Description: A parody of the famous Obama poster. This crabby dungeon master isn't in the mood for his players' shenanigans.

Tags: d20, dungeons and dragons, funny, funny sarcasm, gaming

Grumpy DM Says NOPE Hoodie

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Mosquitoes Suck Hoodie
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Description: A mosquito sucks red fluid from a juice box, using a straw.

Tags: blood, bug, drink, drinking, funny

Mosquitoes Suck Hoodie

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