Ghoul Jerk

Description: Wear a shirt with my art persona on it so people know you're an alright person.

Description: Hey, who wouldn't?!

Description: I wanna be a Tall Boy, Baby Tops gettin' popped and the sunshine shinin'!

Description: Hey honey! Take a good picture - Oh! I'm dead!

Description: The perfect "I'm sorry, but technically my shirt warned everyone.." apparel.

Description: Sometimes you feel like you're buried in garbage, but hey.. Could be worse!

Description: Hang loose! Chill out! Go with what you feel. Or don't - I'm not your dad..

Description: "So you messed up the order of some letters and now you addressed a letter to Satan Claus, what now?" - My next self help book.