Ghoul Jerk

Description: Am I even supposed to be at this tour? Oh well, might as well snag the tour tee.

Description: Cemetery?! Naw homie, bring my coffin to the arena and MASH IT UP

Description: I mean, this ain't my first rodeo, but dang..

Description: Viktor was right...

Description: Wear a shirt with my art persona on it so people know you're an alright person.

Description: What do you do when you're dead? Whatever you feel like you wanna do, GOSH!

Description: Hey, who wouldn't?!

Description: I wanna be a Tall Boy, Baby Tops gettin' popped and the sunshine shinin'!

Description: Hey honey! Take a good picture - Oh! I'm dead!

Description: Single & Ready to Flamingle, or something like that.

Description: The perfect "I'm sorry, but technically my shirt warned everyone.." apparel.

Description: Sometimes you feel like you're buried in garbage, but hey.. Could be worse!

Description: Hang loose! Chill out! Go with what you feel. Or don't - I'm not your dad..

Description: "So you messed up the order of some letters and now you addressed a letter to Satan Claus, what now?" - My next self help book.

Description: My homie Jerry's dungeon is the most dungeony dungeon, trust me on that.