Going Ape Shirt Costumes

Who needs to pay attention to your own trial? Time for a nappy nap! Zzzzzzz!

Person, woman, man, camera, TV - Good job, Donnie!

Do you like DIY, crafting, FUN? Never forget your play dough recipe, you big kid.

Grumpy? Little hangry? It's okay to insist on a little quiet until you get a sandwich.

Little grumpy, are we? Not a morning lover? Midmorning lover? Afternoon lover? Right, coffee and quiet is always the answer.

Do you like all kinds of flavors? Me too! Every flavor is delicious!

Are you tired of pseudo science telling you or the folks you love to STOP TAKING INSULIN! Me too. Snake oil doesn't cure diabetes but science treats it.

Shhh, you talk too much, and that makes me sad!

Are you smart? Are you really? Well, you tried...

It's a great trait to be able to learn new things. Don't be stubborn, be teachable!

You're a US citizen? Speak whatever language you like. That's freedom and freedom of speech!

I love kitties. You love kitties. We all love kitties!

Shenanigans? Of course! I said Shenanigans, Sir! Because you should call people out on their shenanigans.

I'm not always right, but when I'm wrong, I'm always cute! A person can get away with a lot of stuff that way, right?

I love your heart and your soul and your skin and your blood and your guts... Basically every part of you, you snuggle bum!

Bacon is your favorite meat snack? Of course it is!

You may be a weed, but you deserve the sun too!

Satan likes it when you blame your own bad behavior on him. Repent, sinner!

You don't have to do a damned thing. Not today. Not if you don't want to. And dammit, you don't.

Go old school with your social media....let other people know that their content sucks on a shirt, a sticker, a 3 dimensional gift! You're not an influencer, not really.

More teachers. Less gun violence. Simple.

We all do it, a pencil here, a stapler there. Might as well come clean and call out your coworkers at the same time.

No, the smeller is NOT the feller. Don't blame it on anyone else. YOU farted! I know you did! This design in green.

No, the smeller is NOT the feller. Don't blame it on anyone else. YOU farted! I know you did!

Middle aged? Doing OK financially? Got the Generation X malaise? Yeah... Buy the shirt. Or don't. Whatever.

Make cool stuff - It's who you are - It's what you do - It's how you live your life.

Your sewing scissors are precious and ONLY FOR FABRIC! No one can touch them but you!

Enjoy my random bursts of sarcasm! Because you go through life with a raised eyebrow and dry thoughts. No offense.

Do you like sewing? Do you sew like a superhero? You need this shirt because you're a crafting machine!

Spill the tea! You want to know the gossip but it's easier to drink wine and never know.

Used to be Mormon? Not anymore? Congratulations! Have a beer!

Used to be Mormon? Not anymore? Congratulations! Have a shot of tequila.

Just a banana. Plain. Peeled. As God and Going Ape intended.