Going Ape Shirt Costumes

Who needs to pay attention to your own trial? Time for a nappy nap! Zzzzzzz!

We all make up stories about ourselves. It's probably good you give others some forewarning about it.

Lone Wolf? Unless you need cuddles, soup, hugs, a blanket, smooches, ice cream, deep conversations, movie nights, plushies, tacos, boinking, vent sessions, muffins, snuggles, mushy texts, hand holding, long weekends, spooning and massages.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV - Good job, Donnie!

Life moves on, day by day, and we all get through it the best we can. You can tell people that some days are better than others.

If you don't stop lookin.....

Boobs + delicious = boobalicious!

Boobies so good, they're bad!

Some idiots don't know when to keep their yaps shut.

Do you like DIY, crafting, FUN? Never forget your play dough recipe, you big kid.

Grumpy? Little hangry? It's okay to insist on a little quiet until you get a sandwich.

You might be free to run your mouth but I'm free to tell you to shut up. You should pay ME in fact.

Got PMS? Pregnant? Perimenopause? Menopause? Puberty? Birth Control fun? Low hormones? High hormones? ANY HORMONES? Yeah, I understand. It's that time of the day, month, year, decade and you need calm and quiet. My hormones are telling me to tell you to SHUT UP.

Little grumpy, are we? Not a morning lover? Midmorning lover? Afternoon lover? Right, coffee and quiet is always the answer.

Do you like all kinds of flavors? Me too! Every flavor is delicious!

Are you tired of pseudo science telling you or the folks you love to STOP TAKING INSULIN! Me too. Snake oil doesn't cure diabetes but science treats it.

Roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six and I'll be the nine!

Just in case your performance is in question, let folks know how you rate.

You're hot and I want to get on top of you... Marshmallows people. MARSHMALLOWS.

You've done the wooing, let's get on down to the doing!

A trait shared by all very cute unicorns!

Let's just get down to the real reason for the Valentine's season.

At a loss over what to get your love for Valentine's Day? Me too! This shirt makes it easy. Get some chocolate too.

Shhh, you talk too much, and that makes me sad!

There is a fourth choice? I win.

Are you smart? Are you really? Well, you tried...

It's a great trait to be able to learn new things. Don't be stubborn, be teachable!

You're a flowery fucker, ain't ya? Fresh as a fuckin' daisy. Fuck!

You're a US citizen? Speak whatever language you like. That's freedom and freedom of speech!

I'm fancy, fuck yeah!

I love kitties. You love kitties. We all love kitties!

Shenanigans? Of course! I said Shenanigans, Sir! Because you should call people out on their shenanigans.

I'm not always right, but when I'm wrong, I'm always cute! A person can get away with a lot of stuff that way, right?

I love your heart and your soul and your skin and your blood and your guts... Basically every part of you, you snuggle bum!

Bacon is your favorite meat snack? Of course it is!

You may be a weed, but you deserve the sun too!