Going Ape Shirt Costumes

You're a US citizen? Speak whatever language you like. That's freedom and freedom of speech!

I'm fancy, fuck yeah!

I love kitties. You love kitties. We all love kitties!

Shenanigans? Of course! I said Shenanigans, Sir! Because you should call people out on their shenanigans.

I'm not always right, but when I'm wrong, I'm always cute! A person can get away with a lot of stuff that way, right?

You have a mouth, but you're still a dainty flower.

I love your heart and your soul and your skin and your blood and your guts... Basically every part of you, you snuggle bum!

Bacon is your favorite meat snack? Of course it is!

You may be a weed, but you deserve the sun too!

Satan likes it when you blame your own bad behavior on him. Repent, sinner!

Knowledge at your fingertips and you can't lead a dumbass to drink!

Pug don't give a fuck!

When I think fancy, I think of blue ceramic motifs and a big old fuck.

Ahh spring, when the flowers bloom, and you might give a fuck!

You don't have to do a damned thing. Not today. Not if you don't want to. And dammit, you don't.

Go old school with your social media....let other people know that their content sucks on a shirt, a sticker, a 3 dimensional gift! You're not an influencer, not really.

Just cutlery in sexual positions.

More teachers. Less gun violence. Simple.

Get your sewing done! Because you love to sew, so you sew and you sew and you sew and then the sewing is done. Grab a drink and relax.

We all do it, a pencil here, a stapler there. Might as well come clean and call out your coworkers at the same time.

No, the smeller is NOT the feller. Don't blame it on anyone else. YOU farted! I know you did! This design in green.

No, the smeller is NOT the feller. Don't blame it on anyone else. YOU farted! I know you did!

You are a person of discerning tastes, therefore, you smoke the best weed! Pass the dutchie, my friend.

Do you like being organized? Having a plan? Or are you ADDICTED to it? I know I am. Let people know it.

You're special. You're unique. You're better than mediocre. You're a magical fucking unicorn!

My husband is autistic. He thinks this shirt is hilarious. He's not wrong and no, I didn't answer that question for him.

Middle aged? Doing OK financially? Got the Generation X malaise? Yeah... Buy the shirt. Or don't. Whatever.

This shirt is sexier because you're wearing it!

Make cool stuff - It's who you are - It's what you do - It's how you live your life.

Your sewing scissors are precious and ONLY FOR FABRIC! No one can touch them but you!

Enjoy my random bursts of sarcasm! Because you go through life with a raised eyebrow and dry thoughts. No offense.

Do you like sewing? Do you sew like a superhero? You need this shirt because you're a crafting machine!

Spill the tea! You want to know the gossip but it's easier to drink wine and never know.

Used to be Mormon? Not anymore? Congratulations! Have a beer!

Let people know how you roll! You're little, spicy, a total snack!

Used to be Mormon? Not anymore? Congratulations! Have a shot of tequila.