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Using my sense of humor to dress up a shirt. Nerd shirts by day, cosplayer by night.
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Ignore the Noise, Just Create T-Shirt
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Description: Focus on the work. Focus on your goals. Focus on making the thing you make. That noise? Just noise. Get in there and do the thing.

Tags: artist, craft, crafting, creation, creativity
Count Sackula!!! T-Shirt
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Description: My nephew found this profound illustration in a public bathroom. He thinks that putting it on a sweatshirt would make an excellent gift for his little brother and I agree. Long live Count Sackula!!! Now in a more tidy and modest corner placement.

Tags: ballsack, crude, cute balls, cute vampire, dracula
Count Sackula!!! T-Shirt
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Description: My nephew found this profound illustration in a public bathroom. He thinks that putting it on a sweatshirt would make an excellent gift for his little brother and I agree. Long live Count Sackula!!!

Tags: ballsack, count sackula, cute balls, dracula, funny gift for men
Doof in Chief T-Shirt

Description: He's so breathtakingly stupid! You know who we're talking about. Doofus. Dumb. So dumb.

Tags: anti fascist, anti maga, anti republican, anti trump, donald trump
Liberals are better in bed. T-Shirt
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Description: We find these truths to be self evident! Liberals are better lovers.

Tags: anti fascism, anti maga, anti republican, anti republican party, anti republicans
Fack Nuzis T-Shirt
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Description: Did that say what I thought it said? Not quite. Fack them bleepity bleepin' Nuzis.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti nazi, anti racism, anti trump
Yippy and Afraid T-Shirt
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Description: Y'all like rollercoasters? Economic seasickness? Are yippy and afraid your pronouns? This shirt is for you!

Tags: depression, economy, i hate trump, recession, stock market
Emasculating Wench T-Shirt
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Description: Just a name some woman called me, another woman, on the internet. It was just so random...and hilarious....so I made it into a shirt.

Tags: dei, equal rights, equality, feminism, feminist
Do you guys ever think about crabs? T-Shirt
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Description: Do you think about crabs? I do. All the time. Morning. Night. In my dreams.

Tags: boat, crab, crab fishing, crab hunter, crabbing
Fuck You for voting him in again T-Shirt
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Description: Yeah, I mean YOU. Your vote for Trump, or your lack of voting, means we all get to find out.

Tags: anti fascism, anti maga, anti racism, democracy, democrat
See you in court. T-Shirt
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Description: I am woman and don't threaten women with a good time. See you in court.

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, democracy, democrat, dump trump
A Prince and a Tyrant T-Shirt

Description: “A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.” - The Declaration of Independence

Tags: 1776, 4th of july, america, anti elon, anti fascism
President Parasite T-Shirt
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Description: Are you a taker, according to a billionaire? Me too! Vote for me for the president of takers!

Tags: anti conservative, anti elon, anti gop, anti nazi, anti republican
Don't be a Grammar Elon T-Shirt
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Description: Elon is just enthusiastic about grammar!

Tags: anti elon, anti fascist, anti trump, bitcoin, cryptocurrency
Goddamn! Jesus is the greatest! T-Shirt
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Description: You like Jesus? He's a great guy!

Tags: anti religion, anti religion humor, atheist, christian, christianity
I Yeeted my Uterus T-Shirt
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Description: Thank the universe that I got this uterus removed!

Tags: feminism, my body my choice, pride, pro choice, reproductive health
Elbows Don't Prolapse T-Shirt
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Description: My son shouted this while he was talking online with his friends. I have no context. You should ask him.

Tags: asshole, elbow bump, gay, homosexual, macho man
Got your shit together? Go for it! T-Shirt
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Description: Some self professed asshole on Threads bestowed some wisdom on me. I asked if I could put it on a tee. He said I could for 10%. I'm going for it!

Tags: dump trump, going for it, good shit, inspirational, inspirational quote
I understand the assignment. T-Shirt
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Description: Kamala now bears the baton. Vote blue

Tags: 2024 election, blue wave, democrat, kamala harris, never trump
Don't tell me to smile - I'll bite T-Shirt
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Description: If you tell a woman to smile, expect to see her fangs...

Tags: bite me, choose bear, equal rights, equality, feminism
Guilty 34 Counts T-Shirt
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Description: Trump's a convicted felon!

Tags: 34 counts, anti trump, dump trump, fuck trump, guilty
Sleepy Don - Perp Nap T-Shirt
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Description: Who needs to pay attention to your own trial? Time for a nappy nap! Zzzzzzz!

Tags: anti trump, democrat, donald trump, dump trump, election
Delulu T-Shirt
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Description: We all make up stories about ourselves. It's probably good you give others some forewarning about it.

Tags: anxiety, delulu is the solulu, delusion, delusional, depression
Lone Wolf * T-Shirt
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Description: Lone Wolf? Unless you need cuddles, soup, hugs, a blanket, smooches, ice cream, deep conversations, movie nights, plushies, tacos, boinking, vent sessions, muffins, snuggles, mushy texts, hand holding, long weekends, spooning and massages.

Tags: alpha male, codependent, couples, cuddle, date night
Cognitive Trump T-Shirt
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Description: Person, woman, man, camera, TV - Good job, Donnie!

Tags: anti trump, anyone but trump, cognitive test, cognitive test anti trump, democrat
Chin up, shoulders straight, eat shit. T-Shirt
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Description: Life moves on, day by day, and we all get through it the best we can. You can tell people that some days are better than others.

Tags: adult, adulting, adulting is hard, chin up, eat shit and die
Look Harder T-Shirt
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Description: If you don't stop lookin.....

Tags: booba, boobies, boobs, cut a bitch, my eyes are up here
Boobalicious T-Shirt
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Description: Boobs + delicious = boobalicious!

Tags: booba, boobalicious, boobies, breasts, delicious
Beelzeboobies T-Shirt
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Description: Boobies so good, they're bad!

Tags: bad influence, beelzebub, boobs, devil, modesty
Homemade Play Dough T-Shirt
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Description: Do you like DIY, crafting, FUN? Never forget your play dough recipe, you big kid.

Tags: back to school, craft, crafting, elementary teacher, kids clothes
Shut up.  I need a sandwich. T-Shirt
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Description: Grumpy? Little hangry? It's okay to insist on a little quiet until you get a sandwich.

Tags: eat a sandwich, food, foodie, funny sandwich, grumpy
Telling you to shut up is free. T-Shirt
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Description: You might be free to run your mouth but I'm free to tell you to shut up. You should pay ME in fact.

Tags: be quiet, consequences, freedom, freedom for all, freedom of expression
My hormones are telling you to shut up. T-Shirt
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Description: Got PMS? Pregnant? Perimenopause? Menopause? Puberty? Birth Control fun? Low hormones? High hormones? ANY HORMONES? Yeah, I understand. It's that time of the day, month, year, decade and you need calm and quiet. My hormones are telling me to tell you to SHUT UP.

Tags: menopausal, menopause, menstrual, menstrual cycle, moody
Just give me coffee and shut up. T-Shirt
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Description: Little grumpy, are we? Not a morning lover? Midmorning lover? Afternoon lover? Right, coffee and quiet is always the answer.

Tags: be quiet, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee addict, coffee and quiet
Neopolitan Fan T-Shirt
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Description: Do you like all kinds of flavors? Me too! Every flavor is delicious!

Tags: dessert, gay, gay pride, ice cream lover, icecream
Detox doesn't cure Diabetes. T-Shirt
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Description: Are you tired of pseudo science telling you or the folks you love to STOP TAKING INSULIN! Me too. Snake oil doesn't cure diabetes but science treats it.

Tags: anti mlm, boss babe, cgm, diabadass, diabetes awareness

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