Going Ape Shirt Costumes

Description: Focus on the work. Focus on your goals. Focus on making the thing you make. That noise? Just noise. Get in there and do the thing.

Description: My nephew found this profound illustration in a public bathroom. He thinks that putting it on a sweatshirt would make an excellent gift for his little brother and I agree. Long live Count Sackula!!! Now in a more tidy and modest corner placement.

Description: My nephew found this profound illustration in a public bathroom. He thinks that putting it on a sweatshirt would make an excellent gift for his little brother and I agree. Long live Count Sackula!!!

Description: He's so breathtakingly stupid! You know who we're talking about. Doofus. Dumb. So dumb.

Description: We find these truths to be self evident! Liberals are better lovers.

Description: Did that say what I thought it said? Not quite. Fack them bleepity bleepin' Nuzis.

Description: Y'all like rollercoasters? Economic seasickness? Are yippy and afraid your pronouns? This shirt is for you!

Description: Just a name some woman called me, another woman, on the internet. It was just so random...and hilarious....so I made it into a shirt.

Description: Do you think about crabs? I do. All the time. Morning. Night. In my dreams.

Description: Yeah, I mean YOU. Your vote for Trump, or your lack of voting, means we all get to find out.

Description: I am woman and don't threaten women with a good time. See you in court.

Description: “A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.” - The Declaration of Independence

Description: Are you a taker, according to a billionaire? Me too! Vote for me for the president of takers!

Description: Elon is just enthusiastic about grammar!

Description: You like Jesus? He's a great guy!

Description: Thank the universe that I got this uterus removed!

Description: My son shouted this while he was talking online with his friends. I have no context. You should ask him.

Description: Some self professed asshole on Threads bestowed some wisdom on me. I asked if I could put it on a tee. He said I could for 10%. I'm going for it!

Description: Kamala now bears the baton. Vote blue

Description: If you tell a woman to smile, expect to see her fangs...

Description: Trump's a convicted felon!

Description: Who needs to pay attention to your own trial? Time for a nappy nap! Zzzzzzz!

Description: We all make up stories about ourselves. It's probably good you give others some forewarning about it.

Description: Lone Wolf? Unless you need cuddles, soup, hugs, a blanket, smooches, ice cream, deep conversations, movie nights, plushies, tacos, boinking, vent sessions, muffins, snuggles, mushy texts, hand holding, long weekends, spooning and massages.

Description: Person, woman, man, camera, TV - Good job, Donnie!

Description: Life moves on, day by day, and we all get through it the best we can. You can tell people that some days are better than others.

Description: If you don't stop lookin.....

Description: Boobs + delicious = boobalicious!

Description: Boobies so good, they're bad!

Description: Do you like DIY, crafting, FUN? Never forget your play dough recipe, you big kid.

Description: Grumpy? Little hangry? It's okay to insist on a little quiet until you get a sandwich.

Description: You might be free to run your mouth but I'm free to tell you to shut up. You should pay ME in fact.

Description: Got PMS? Pregnant? Perimenopause? Menopause? Puberty? Birth Control fun? Low hormones? High hormones? ANY HORMONES? Yeah, I understand. It's that time of the day, month, year, decade and you need calm and quiet. My hormones are telling me to tell you to SHUT UP.

Description: Little grumpy, are we? Not a morning lover? Midmorning lover? Afternoon lover? Right, coffee and quiet is always the answer.

Description: Do you like all kinds of flavors? Me too! Every flavor is delicious!

Description: Are you tired of pseudo science telling you or the folks you love to STOP TAKING INSULIN! Me too. Snake oil doesn't cure diabetes but science treats it.