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I create random and funny shirts that everyone can enjoy and relate to. All designs are originally designed by me :)

Tapestries

Sleeping Corgi - Time For a Nap Tapestry
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Description: Sleeping Corgi - Time For a Nap

Tags: artwork design, artworks, corgi christmas, corgi dad, corgi dog
Don’t Make Fun of Short People. They Are Closer to Your Balls Than You Think. Tapestry

Description: Funny sarcastic shirt featuring the phrase “Don’t Make Fun of Short People. They Are Closer to Your Balls Than You Think.” Perfect for lovers of bold humor, witty comebacks, and playful banter.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny slogan
I’d Say Don’t Drink and Drive… But I’m Not Your Dad. Do Whatever. Tapestry

Description: Funny drinking shirt featuring the phrase “I’d Say Don’t Drink and Drive… But I’m Not Your Dad. Do Whatever.” Perfect for bar crawls, parties, bachelor trips, and lovers of sarcastic humor.

Tags: alcohol, cynical, cynical humor, dark humor, drinking
Just a Silly Little Sausage Tapestry
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Description: Funny wholesome shirt featuring the phrase “Just a Silly Little Sausage.” Perfect for dachshund lovers, sausage dog owners, food humor fans, and anyone who embraces their goofy side.

Tags: dachshund, funny goose, funny quote, funny sayings, funnytee
I Can Drive Prehistoric Vehicles Tapestry

Description: Funny manual transmission shirt for drivers who still know how to use a stick shift. Perfect for car enthusiasts, mechanics, gearheads, and anyone who appreciates old-school driving skills.

Tags: car, car enthusiast, car lover, classic, classic car
Friendly and wants a pat Tapestry

Description: Friendly and wants a pat

Tags: dirty, dirty jokes, dirty mind, funny, funny adult humor

Friendly and wants a pat Tapestry

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Just a Balding White Boy Tapestry
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Description: Funny self-deprecating shirt featuring the phrase “Just a Balding White Boy.” Perfect for lovers of dry humor, relatable memes, and anyone who embraces life with confidence and a laugh.

Tags: bald head, bald man, dad joke, dry humor, funny bald

Just a Balding White Boy Tapestry

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Just a Twink With Daddy Issues Tapestry
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Description: Funny LGBTQ+ humor shirt featuring the phrase “Just a Twink With Daddy Issues.” Perfect for Pride, queer events, gay bars, and anyone who appreciates self-deprecating, campy humor.

Tags: daddy issues, funny gay, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
Sorry I’m Late I Was Driving Tapestry
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Description: Funny minimalist shirt featuring the absurd phrase “Sorry I’m Late, I Was Driving.” Perfect for fans of dry humor, anti-jokes, relatable memes, and simple graphic tees.

Tags: absurd humor, bad driver, bro, driver, driving
Home is where the place I live is Tapestry
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Description: Home is where the place I live is

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny slogan, funnytee
The Early Bird Gets More Work Tapestry
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Description: The Early Bird Gets More Work

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, funny slogan
The Early Bird Gets Insomnia Tapestry
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Description: The Early Bird Gets Insomnia

Tags: burnout, early bird, funny gift, funny sarcasm, funny sayings
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take Tapestry

Description: You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

Tags: alcohol, beer, drinking, drunk, funny
Fortune Favours The Lazy Tapestry
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Description: Fortune Favours The Lazy

Tags: burnout, dumb, funny, humor, inspirational quotes

Fortune Favours The Lazy Tapestry

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Work Harder Play Never Tapestry
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Description: Work Harder Play Never

Tags: coworker gag gift, coworker gift, funny gift, funny slogan, life quotes

Work Harder Play Never Tapestry

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Better Late Than Sober Tapestry
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Description: Better Late Than Sober

Tags: alcohol, drinking, drinking humor, drunk, funny gift

Better Late Than Sober Tapestry

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Designated Party Starter Tapestry
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Description: Designated Party Starter

Tags: designated driver, funny, funny gift, funny sarcasm, funny sayings

Designated Party Starter Tapestry

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Life is like a box of chocolates - expensive and disappointing Tapestry
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Description: Life is like a box of chocolates - expensive and disappointing

Tags: chocolate, dark humour, digital art, existentialism, forrest gump
Submissive & Breedable Tapestry
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Description: Submissive & Breedable

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee

Submissive & Breedable Tapestry

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GOOD BOY Tapestry
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Description: GOOD BOY

Tags: dog lover, funny, funny gift, funny gift ideas, funny gifts

GOOD BOY Tapestry

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WASTED POTENTIAL Tapestry
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Description: WASTED POTENTIAL

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny gift ideas, funny quote, funny slogan

WASTED POTENTIAL Tapestry

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It’s a beautiful day to offend republicans. Tapestry

Description: It’s a beautiful day to offend republicans.

Tags: anti trump, democracy, democratic party, insulting, maga
It’s a beautiful day to offend democrats. Tapestry

Description: It’s a beautiful day to offend democrats.

Tags: america, conservative, donald trump, funny gift, funny political
Sorry I’m late it’s hard carrying this big wallet and dick around. Tapestry
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Description: Sorry I’m late it’s hard carrying this big wallet and dick around.

Tags: adult jokes, funny adult humor, funny offensive, insult, insulting
fih Tapestry
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Description: fih

Tags: fih calling, fih calling remind me message decline, fih meme, fish, fish meme

fih Tapestry

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People like you are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions. Tapestry

Description: People like you are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

Tags: funny adult humor, funny offensive, insult, insulting, joke
Yes, I’m the smartest in the room. Deal with it. Tapestry

Description: Yes, I’m the smartest in the room. Deal with it.

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan, funnytee
Terrified of cute brunettes Tapestry
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Description: Terrified of cute brunettes

Tags: antisocial, blondes have more fun, brunette, funny gift, funny quote
I Could Be Nicer But Not To You Tapestry

Description: Funny sarcastic shirt featuring the phrase “I Could Be Nicer But Not To You.” Perfect for lovers of dry humor, witty comebacks, and unapologetic sarcasm.

Tags: aggressive, funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny sayings
You Should Always Be Quiet Tapestry
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Description: Funny sarcastic shirt featuring the phrase “You Should Always Be Quiet.” Perfect for introverts, people with a dry sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates blunt, witty jokes.

Tags: antisocial, conversation starter, funny, funny quote, funny sarcasm

You Should Always Be Quiet Tapestry

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Funny Shark Car Extended Warranty Tapestry
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Description: A hilarious shark pops up beside a boat to ask about your extended warranty. Perfect for shark lovers, ocean enthusiasts, and fans of absurd humor and spam call jokes.

Tags: car warranty, cute shark, funny gift, funny quote, humor
Cute Sleeping Axolotl Tapestry
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Description: Adorable sleeping axolotls cuddled together in a cozy stack. Perfect for axolotl lovers, amphibian fans, kawaii enthusiasts, and anyone who loves cute, relaxing animal art.

Tags: amphibian, animal, axolotl art, axolotl christmas, cozy vibes

Cute Sleeping Axolotl Tapestry

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Cute Otters Holding Hands in River Tapestry
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Description: Adorable otter shirt featuring two cute otters floating down the river while holding hands. Perfect for otter lovers, nature enthusiasts, couples, and anyone who loves wholesome animal designs.

Tags: animal, animal lover, cute, cute animals, cute otter
Nope Sleeping Capybara Tapestry
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Description: Funny sleeping capybara shirt featuring a relaxed capybara with the simple answer: “Nope.” Perfect for capybara lovers, introverts, lazy day enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys cute animal humor.

Tags: capy, capybara art, capybara christmas, capybara design, capybara gift

Nope Sleeping Capybara Tapestry

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Life rule #1 - Fuck it Tapestry
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Description: Life rule #1 - Fuck it

Tags: chill guy, fuck this, funny gift, humor, i dont care

Life rule #1 - Fuck it Tapestry

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Nun by day, hoe by night Tapestry

Description: Nun by day, hoe by night

Tags: cringe humor, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan

Nun by day, hoe by night Tapestry

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