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Description: Yo Josh, it's so nice here in this national park and OMYGAW a bear!! Now you've heard the advice play dead, make noise but the one asshat move you don't want to make is to push your slower friend toward the bear while you run the other way. I mean, what kind of friend does that?
Jerk Bear Defense Pin
$3.25
Description: Stop. Deep breath. Relax. Leave what's out there, out there. This shirt is a reminder to quiet your mind and not worry about what might or might not be. Just be here now...in the present.
Be Here Now Pin
$3.25
Description: Display your uncaring attitude with this boring ass t-shirt. Like it? Don't like it? meh. whatevs.
meh. whatevs. Pin
$3.25
Description: For the purists out there, tacos are reserved exclusively for Tuesday. I'm not that picky - I'll eat tacos any day of the week. Whatever day your taco consumption falls on, you can send a message to those (especially on Tuesday) as to what should be on the menu for lunch or dinner.
Description: Have you tried those new protein donuts yet? They say they are much healthier than regular donuts. But after eating two dozen, I'm not so sure. Don't judge me.
Donut judge me. Pin
$3.25
Description: There was a time when we didn't care. Didn't care if they saw us dancing, didn't care if they were staring. Don't ever be mild. Stay wild my child.
Stay Wild My Child Pin
$3.25
Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? There was an awesome speed shop that catered to cafe racers and speed demons.
Pochinki Speed Shop Pin
$3.25
Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? There was a cafe that served the best chicken dinner on the island.
Yasnaya Polyana Cafe Pin
$3.25
Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? You most likely saw a Los Leones Hot Rod tearing up the streets.
Los Leones Hot Rods Pin
$3.25
Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? There was an awesome custom car shop that catered to surfers and hot rodders.
El Pozo Customs Pin
$3.25
Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? There was an awesome place to surf, that's what was happening.
Primorsk West Coast Pin
$3.25
Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? There was a bakery that had the best coffee and donuts on the island.
Rozhok Donuts Pin
$3.25
Description: For the purists out there, tacos are reserved exclusively for Tuesday. I'm not that picky - I'll eat tacos any day of the week. Whatever day your taco consumption falls on, you can send a message to those (especially on Tuesday) as to what should be on the menu for lunch or dinner.
Taco Tuesday Red Pin
$3.25
Description: Mama, it’s so quiet and peaceful up here. Looking down at that big blue ball, it’s hard to imagine that the jungle I left to pursue this career was only weeks ago. Then again, they did promise bananas, and they did not disappoint. It’s just frustrating to reach them when I’m strapped down. Can’t wait to get back home to the jungle and tell everyone what I’ve seen. Love, Albert.
Description: Roy is a bad panda. Not in a threatening cause you harm kind of way. More like the type of panda that would steal your food in the office refrigerator. Food that was clearly marked with your name. Roy is a bastard.
Sexy Panda Pin
$3.25
Description: He's cool. He so nonchalant he doesn't care. The nonchalant tiger, roaming a mall or nightclub near you. Smells like hot dogs.
Nonchalantiger Pin
$3.25
Description: There's just something about the lights of Las Vegas. This t-shirt reflects the bright lights and excitement that Vegas has to offer. Ever walked through a casino wearing a tuxedo like James Bond? It's a pretty cool feeling.
Las Vegas Color Pop Pin
$3.25
Description: The art of Kenpo Karate is flexible. Much like the flexibility of a nice t-shirt. Why, just like these soft t-shirts. Get you some!
Kenpo Circle Design Pin
$3.25
Description: Just don't ask about the Sam Ting story. I'm telling you, don't. Unless you meet an Asian man named Tim O'Reilly.
Kenpo T-Shirt Pin
$3.25
Description: If you stand in front of the office coffee machine gripping your coffee cup and muttering, "Brew, dammit.", then you may have some issues. So you might as well let everyone know about it by wearing this awesome coffee t-shirt. And if you spill coffee on it, who cares? You have coffee, and that's all that matters.