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Jerk Bear Defense Shorts
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Description: Yo Josh, it's so nice here in this national park and OMYGAW a bear!! Now you've heard the advice play dead, make noise but the one asshat move you don't want to make is to push your slower friend toward the bear while you run the other way. I mean, what kind of friend does that?

Tags: bad advice, play dead, bad friend, bear attack
Be Here Now Shorts
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Description: Stop. Deep breath. Relax. Leave what's out there, out there. This shirt is a reminder to quiet your mind and not worry about what might or might not be. Just be here now...in the present.

Tags: spirituality, lotus, divine, enlightenment, buddhist
Taco Tuesday White Letters Shorts
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Description: For the purists out there, tacos are reserved exclusively for Tuesday. I'm not that picky - I'll eat tacos any day of the week. Whatever day your taco consumption falls on, you can send a message to those (especially on Tuesday) as to what should be on the menu for lunch or dinner.

Tags: tacos, taco lover, tacos everyday
Stay Wild My Child Shorts
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Description: There was a time when we didn't care. Didn't care if they saw us dancing, didn't care if they were staring. Don't ever be mild. Stay wild my child.

Tags: wild child, attitude to life, awesome
Full Count, Swing Batter! Shorts
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Description: So there I was on Titan Four...all the Martian chicks looking at me. I was up to bat and the 3-armed thing from Uranus was pitching. Yeah, I laughed too. And then I hit a 3-run jack outta the park. It was all going my way until that damn oxygen sensor...

Tags: bat, science fiction, astronaut, swing
Pochinki Speed Shop Shorts
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Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? There was an awesome speed shop that catered to cafe racers and speed demons.

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Primorsk West Coast Shorts
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Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? There was an awesome place to surf, that's what was happening.

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Geogopol Army Surplus Shorts
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Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? You could get all kinds of stuff, including jeeps from that army surplus business.

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Rozhok Donuts Shorts
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Description: You know the island, but what happened before everything was wrecked? There was a bakery that had the best coffee and donuts on the island.

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Las Vegas Color Pop Shorts
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Description: There's just something about the lights of Las Vegas. This t-shirt reflects the bright lights and excitement that Vegas has to offer. Ever walked through a casino wearing a tuxedo like James Bond? It's a pretty cool feeling.

Tags: gaming, vegas strip, gambling, dice
Kenpo Circle Design Shorts
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Description: The art of Kenpo Karate is flexible. Much like the flexibility of a nice t-shirt. Why, just like these soft t-shirts. Get you some!

Tags: karate, mixed martial arts, martial arts
Kenpo - Law of the Fist Shorts
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Description: I come to you with only karate...my empty hands. If you know the rest, then you will want to grab one of these shirts.

Tags: mma, martial arts, kenpo

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