halloweenisforever

Description: Where did he get this shirt? Who made it? Where were his parents? Who knows?

Description: Do you got a wet one you be slurpin' on?

Description: Brian's Song

Description: The frustration of it not being Halloween is the true Seasonal Affective Disorder

Description: When you're here to buy T-shirts and chew bubblegum, and you're all out of bubblegum

Description: Asking the real question of our time? Was it you?

Description: Kirudōzā

Description: Why was Double Dare the only play you could get BK Knights shoes? I never saw them in stores.

Description: It's the famous monstahs you gotta watch out for. You nevah know when one might pop out and give ya a spook or fright.

Description: It's the famous monstahs you gotta watch out for. You nevah know when one might pop out and give ya a spook or fright.

Description: You know Foot stuff. Like jumping out of sewers and throwing manhole covers at turtles. Or kicking turtles. Or throwing knives at turtles. Or piloting mechanical contraptions constructed for the sole purpose of attacking turtles.

Description: I am a watching machine.

Description: Break out the theremins and heed the order

Description: I'll tell you all about my favorite 90s toy

Description: Hey Low Life. Come party.

Description: Best way to avoid inflation is to travel back in time and you can rip heaters while you're there.

Description: Yeah Dr. Loomis shot him, but did he shoot him in the right place?

Description: Between inserting and consuming lies INSUME Are you filling all of your holes?

Description: La Sangyuh gives me the gas

Description: Chili

Description: Chili

Description: Show everyone what pumpkin beer lover you are.

Description: Like that scene in the original ghostbusters

Description: The Thing came from another world to do two things: chew bubblegum and wrestle dogs, and he's fresh out of gum.

Description: Wildly esoteric reference to a long closed family restaurant of the Western Pennsylvania area

Description: Also he's not uncircumcised for religious reasons, it's just how bigfoots are.

Description: Take a bite out of being not the mama.

Description: Famous For Poppin' Every Day

Description: Mr. Webs Mr. Webs Accomplishes the things an Arachnid is able to

Description: Just because you're undead doesn't mean you can't get your pump on

Description: Go back and watch Anaconda. The snake effects still hold up. Partly because there's a lot of animatronics involved the same way the original Jurassic Park was produced. Also J.Lo looks great and Ice Cube rules. Everyone hate Jon Voight.

Description: Everyone knows the Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers from Wendy's are the best fast food burger.

Description: Where were you when you learned Halloween Ends was a Spider-Man film? Probably listening to our podcast Halloween is Forever. Did you not hear it there? Check it out. Do you agree anyway? Buy the shirt.

Description: The place for YEETS

Description: Dracula can be wolf or a bat but not a man sized praying mantis.