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The Shirt the Kid is Wearing in the Outakes from 1990's The Suckling Hat
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Description: Where did he get this shirt? Who made it? Where were his parents? Who knows?

Tags: 90s kid, bad taste, cult classic, exploitation films, funny
Slurpin' on Wet Ones Hat
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Description: Do you got a wet one you be slurpin' on?

Tags: anime, brewery, drinking, food, funny
Going Ape Hat
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Description: Brian's Song

Tags: animal, atheism, atheist, funny quote, funnytee
Between Halloweens Hat
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Description: The frustration of it not being Halloween is the true Seasonal Affective Disorder

Tags: cartoons, christmas, fourth of july, funny, ghost
THEY LIVE! Hat
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Description: When you're here to buy T-shirts and chew bubblegum, and you're all out of bubblegum

Tags: 80s, rowdy roddy piper, hot rod, pro wrestling, retro
Who ate? Hat
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Description: Asking the real question of our time? Was it you?

Tags: 90s kid, cartoon, cat lover, cat mom, funny
Get in the Dozer Shinji! Hat
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Description: Kirudōzā

Tags: anime, bulldozer, construction, eva, excavator
Halloween is Forever Logo Hat
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Description: Support your favorite horror nerds with this H is F logo Tee. Brand new podcasts every Monday Find us Online - linktr.ee/HalloweenisForever

Tags: slasher, spooky, film, podcasting, 90s style
Nick or Treat Winner Hat
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Description: Why was Double Dare the only play you could get BK Knights shoes? I never saw them in stores.

Tags: 80s, 90s, 90s kid, funny, halloweenisforever
Monstahs! (But in Orange) Hat
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Description: It's the famous monstahs you gotta watch out for. You nevah know when one might pop out and give ya a spook or fright.

Tags: dracula, halloween, zombie, movie, podcast
Monstahs! Hat
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Description: It's the famous monstahs you gotta watch out for. You nevah know when one might pop out and give ya a spook or fright.

Tags: medusa, halloween is forever, zombie, halloween, vampire
Into Foot Stuff Hat
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Description: You know Foot stuff. Like jumping out of sewers and throwing manhole covers at turtles. Or kicking turtles. Or throwing knives at turtles. Or piloting mechanical contraptions constructed for the sole purpose of attacking turtles.

Tags: 80s, 90s, feet, foot clan, foot slave
My Body is an Oozy Machine Hat
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Description: My body is a watching machine.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cinephile, funny, halloween is forever
My Body is a Slimy Machine Hat
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Description: I am a watching machine.

Tags: 80s, 90s, funny, halloween is forever, horror
Klaatu Propaganda Nikto Hat
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Description: Break out the theremins and heed the order

Tags: 50s, alien, funny, gort, halloween is forever
Ask Me About My Big Frank Hat
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Description: I'll tell you all about my favorite 90s toy

Tags: 90s kid, 90s nostalgia, 90s toy, big frank, classic monsters
Club Scum Hat
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Description: Hey Low Life. Come party.

Tags: bad movies, comedy, cult movies, funny, halloween is forever
Far More Candy Hat
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Description: Best way to avoid inflation is to travel back in time and you can rip heaters while you're there.

Tags: 412, 80s, 90s, funny, halloween
How to Beat Michael Myers Hat
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Description: Yeah Dr. Loomis shot him, but did he shoot him in the right place?

Tags: retro, halloween gifts, halloween ends, halloween kills, horror
INSUME Hat
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Description: Between inserting and consuming lies INSUME Are you filling all of your holes?

Tags: airtight, branding, consume, fake brand, gold
Modern Fart Hat
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Description: La Sangyuh gives me the gas

Tags: album cover, bauhaus, expressionism, farting, farts
No Masters, No Gods, Just Chili Hat
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Description: Chili

Tags: 90s, beans, cheese, crackers, food
No Gods, No Masters, Just Chili Hat
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Description: Chili

Tags: 90s, beans, cheese, cracker, frostbiter
Pumpkin Beer Party Monster Hat
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Description: Show everyone what pumpkin beer lover you are.

Tags: autumn, beer, beer gift, fall, frankenstein
Spook on that thang Hat
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Description: Like that scene in the original ghostbusters

Tags: comedy, cute, funny, funny gift ideas, ghost
REST IN PONIES, HORSEGURL Hat
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Tags: 80s, 90s, colorful, funny, halloweenisforever
Alaska Wrestling Club Hat
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Description: The Thing came from another world to do two things: chew bubblegum and wrestle dogs, and he's fresh out of gum.

Tags: 1950s, alaska, dog, dog lover, halloween is forever
Pappan Effs Hat
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Description: Wildly esoteric reference to a long closed family restaurant of the Western Pennsylvania area

Tags: 412, 724, 80s, funny quote, gift
Big Stink Hat
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Description: Also he's not uncircumcised for religious reasons, it's just how bigfoots are.

Tags: 90s, badass, creature, cringe, cryptid
Operation: Enduring Nostalgia Hat

Description: Take a bite out of being not the mama.

Tags: 80s, 90s, bababooey, desert storm, dinosaurs
Big Dog Hat
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Description: Big Dog so big!

Tags: 20s art deco, big dog, boxing, cookout, dawgs
Pills Hat
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Description: Famous For Poppin' Every Day

Tags: 80s, 90s, funnytee, halloween is forever, hills
Legally Distinct Arachnid Superhero Mr. Webs Hat
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Description: Mr. Webs Mr. Webs Accomplishes the things an Arachnid is able to

Tags: amazing, comics, funnytee, green goblin, halloween is forever
Vascular Dracular Hat
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Description: Just because you're undead doesn't mean you can't get your pump on

Tags: bodybuilding, buffy the vampire slayer, funnytee, gym, halloween
Don't Throw Me Up Full Hat
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Description: Go back and watch Anaconda. The snake effects still hold up. Partly because there's a lot of animatronics involved the same way the original Jurassic Park was produced. Also J.Lo looks great and Ice Cube rules. Everyone hate Jon Voight.

Tags: 90s, anaconda, cobra, funny, gadsden flag
Don't Throw Me Up Flag Hat
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Description: GO TO THE FULL DESIGN FOR STICKERS, MAGNETS and More Then go back and watch Anaconda. The snake effects still hold up. Partly because there's a lot of animatronics involved the same way the original Jurassic Park was produced. Also J.Lo looks great and Ice Cube rules. Everyone hate Jon Voight.

Tags: 90s, anaconda, boa, funnytee, gadsden flag

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