Hats
Going Ape Hat
$19
Description: When you're here to buy T-shirts and chew bubblegum, and you're all out of bubblegum
THEY LIVE! Hat
$19
Who ate? Hat
$19
Description: It's the famous monstahs you gotta watch out for. You nevah know when one might pop out and give ya a spook or fright.
Monstahs! Hat
$19
Club Scum Hat
$19
Description: Between inserting and consuming lies INSUME Are you filling all of your holes?
INSUME Hat
$19
Modern Fart Hat
$19
Description: Wildly esoteric reference to a long closed family restaurant of the Western Pennsylvania area
Pappan Effs Hat
$19
Description: Also he's not uncircumcised for religious reasons, it's just how bigfoots are.
Big Stink Hat
$19
Big Dog Hat
$19
Pills Hat
$19
Description: GO TO THE FULL DESIGN FOR STICKERS, MAGNETS and More Then go back and watch Anaconda. The snake effects still hold up. Partly because there's a lot of animatronics involved the same way the original Jurassic Park was produced. Also J.Lo looks great and Ice Cube rules. Everyone hate Jon Voight.