Hammer905

Description: ...and you weren't!

Description: Everything comes at a cost...

Description: You're either winning or you're losing.

Description: You're damn right I am!

Description: Why are you always should angrily!?

Description: I'm a Mutt... A bit of this, a bit of that. Lovable but mangy.

Description: The power of the plant.

Description: For the playful Devil in all of us.

Description: Less words, more action.

Description: Bite me!

Description: Sunny and cool

Description: There are two types of people - those who like pizza, and those who are wrong.

Description: Boo!

Description: Mmmmmm. Donuts!

Description: Pro tip -never make eye contact while eating a banana

Description: All sass, no class.

Description: Bitch, please.

Description: You're hot and you know it.

Description: If I don't know the answer, I'll make one up.

Description: Are you the smartest person that you know?

Description: "Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart," the President continued. "Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star ... to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius ... and a very stable genius at that!"

Description: Deep down, you know you are.

Description: Why not?

Description: Semi-pro is better than no pro at all.

Description: My Name is... You know the rest.

Description: Because we can't all be Rocket Scientists

Description: Sometimes, there is no place for Calm.

Description: We can't be friends if you don't like Bacon!

Description: When you're nuts, you're nuts.

Description: What more is there to say.

Description: To make you better looking...

Description: Wishful thinking.

Description: What else can you say...

Description: In case they recognize you...

Description: My middle name...