Hammer905

Description: High above the city of L.A. a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages and declared war. One man has managed to escape. An off-duty cop hiding somewhere inside. He's alone, tired... and the only chance anyone has got.

Description: The best Christmas since Gene Kelly danced with Danny Fucking Kaye

Description: Had enough of Christmas?

Description: ...and you weren't!

Description: Everything comes at a cost...

Description: You're either winning or you're losing.

Description: You're damn right I am!

Description: Why are you always should angrily!?

Description: I'm a Mutt... A bit of this, a bit of that. Lovable but mangy.

Description: Arrrrrrr, have you every been to sea!

Description: For better or for worse, that's me.

Description: The power of the plant.

Description: Mystery Solved!

Description: Alway be an example - good or bad.

Description: For the playful Devil in all of us.

Description: Anytime, anyplace...

Description: Less words, more action.

Description: I beat it by a long shot...

Description: Bite me!

Description: Sunny and cool

Description: Sometime you just have to blame the dog...

Description: Enough already!

Description: Walls are stupid but tacos are delicious

Description: There are two types of people - those who like pizza, and those who are wrong.

Description: Boo!

Description: Mmmmmm. Donuts!

Description: Pro tip -never make eye contact while eating a banana

Description: All sass, no class.

Description: Bitch, please.

Description: Timeless Grace and elegance...

Description: I'm a sure thing...

Description: You're hot and you know it.

Description: If I don't know the answer, I'll make one up.

Description: Are you the smartest person that you know?

Description: What more can we say. It's just a shirt.

Description: "Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart," the President continued. "Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star ... to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius ... and a very stable genius at that!"