Description: One Death Save away from disaster...

Description: His enchantments? whack. His familiar? whack. His amulets? whack. His quasi-liminal divinations? whack. The fact that he doesn't ponder his orb? whack. But ME? I'm...

Description: "The Belters make, the Inners take..."

Description: Some days are harder than others... remember to take life one day at a time.

Description: Don't waste food, be a Clean Plate Ranger!

Description: Stay Calm, Keep Your Grades Up, and Make Good Chooses

Description: Did you eat the most tacos in the group? That makes you the Taco Champ. Wear your title proud.

Description: Crusader Joes - for all your adventuring needs!

Description: "Time isn't made out of lines, it's made out of circles... That is why clocks are round."

Description: road trips, watching tv, working on designs... always be snacking.

Description: Race for the cure! (It's a shower)

Description: If you can't afford Crusader Joe's and half a few spell slots to spare at the end of the adventuring day... make sure to stop at Half-Price Spells and get paid for those unused spells and hey - maybe spend that gold on a lightly cursed item before you leave?

Description: Haphazard Heroes campaign setting #2: WanderMount

Description: After a long day of adventuring, enjoy a steaming mug of fresh twisted Fish Melk. Comes in chunky or pulp-free!

Description: Are you tired in your bones? All of the time? Let people know you're not taking on any more...

Description: The meat made me this way...

Description: Check out the 'Brainwash' album by William J. Locker

Description: A design commemorating the most perfect moment in roleplaying history. Couldn't find it anywhere so had to make it myself.

Description: The Haphazard Heroes logo in a colorful splatted design

Description: The Haphazard Heroes crest in simple solid black

Description: They're here to save the day, but in a different way...