Description: One Death Save away from disaster...

Description: "The Belters make, the Inners take..."

Description: Some days are harder than others... remember to take life one day at a time.

Description: Don't waste food, be a Clean Plate Ranger!

Description: Did you eat the most tacos in the group? That makes you the Taco Champ. Wear your title proud.

Description: road trips, watching tv, working on designs... always be snacking.

Description: If you can't afford Crusader Joe's and half a few spell slots to spare at the end of the adventuring day... make sure to stop at Half-Price Spells and get paid for those unused spells and hey - maybe spend that gold on a lightly cursed item before you leave?

Description: The meat made me this way...

Description: Check out the 'Brainwash' album by William J. Locker

Description: A design commemorating the most perfect moment in roleplaying history. Couldn't find it anywhere so had to make it myself.

Description: The Haphazard Heroes logo in a colorful splatted design

Description: The Haphazard Heroes crest in simple solid black

Description: They're here to save the day, but in a different way...