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Harebrained is a tall Chicagoan who make weird stuff. And underwear.
Chicago, IL

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Golden's Gym Hat
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Description: "Chin up! Chest out! Buttocks tight!"

Tags: fitness, workout, gym, logo, the golden girls

Golden's Gym Hat

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Hang Out With Your Fangs Out Hat
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Description: I'm only an outdoor kid once the sun goes down.

Tags: beach, summer, dracula, surfing, funny

Hang Out With Your Fangs Out Hat

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Welcome to Sunnydale Hat
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Description: Is this what they mean by a Devil's Triangle?

Tags: tv shows, btvs, paranormal, 90s, whedonverse

Welcome to Sunnydale Hat

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Bravo Salon Hat
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Description: Whoa mama! I'm pretty.

Tags: nostalgia, retro, salon hair dresser, 90s tv, neon sign

Bravo Salon Hat

$12 $19

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Grayskull Land Hat
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Description: The happiest place in Eternia

Tags: fantasy, font, parody design, logo

Grayskull Land Hat

$12 $19

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Cap & Hammer Hat
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Description: The standard of worthy

Tags: lightning, shield, hammer, thunder, star

Cap & Hammer Hat

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Cthulhu Awakens! Hat
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Description: The struggle is R'lyeh

Tags: coffee, call of cthulhu, lovecraft, hp lovecraft

Cthulhu Awakens! Hat

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Toasty Oats Hat
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Description: Get over here!... and have a complete breakfast.

Tags: videogames, cereal box

Toasty Oats Hat

$12 $19

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The Cringer King Hat
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Description: He has the power to become king one day.

Tags: retro, vintage, cartoon

The Cringer King Hat

$12 $19

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The Baxter Hat
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Description: Buzz off Brundlefly, here's Baxterfly!

Tags: cartoon, jeff goldblum, baxter, stockman, ninja turtles

The Baxter Hat

$12 $19

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Chop Local Hat
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Description: The best thing you can do for a thriving community is to Chop Locally!

Tags: horror, crystal lake, jason voorhees, halloween, camp crystal lake

Chop Local Hat

$12 $19

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Vintage Jerk Hat
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Description: I reimagined my favorite Jerk as a classic cartoon character.

Tags: the jerk, navin johnson

Vintage Jerk Hat

$12 $19

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Pizza Party Hat
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Description: Yeah, I like to party!

Tags: i love pizza, pizza party, pizza slice, pizza is love, pizza lover

Pizza Party Hat

$12 $19

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Eat The Rich Hat
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Description: I call dibs on Uncle Pennybag's community chest!

Tags: board games, billionaire, socialist, eat the rich, tabletop

Eat The Rich Hat

$12 $19

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Nadja Doll Hat
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Description: "We were so poor we used to used donkey dong for fuel and w"hen the donkey dong ran out, we would have to burn the donkey.

Tags: blood, what we do in the shadows, whatwedointheshadows, nadja, vampire

Nadja Doll Hat

$12 $19

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Air Nandor Hat
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Description: The Dream Team baby!

Tags: basketball, comedy, dream team, nandor, taikawaititi

Air Nandor Hat

$12 $19

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Jackie Daytona- Regular Human Bartender Hat
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Description: Just a regular human bartender. Definitely not a vampire on the run from another vampire. Just another American Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Tags: jackie daytona, whatwedointheshadows, vampire, taikawaititi, matt berry

Jackie Daytona- Regular Human Bartender Hat

$12 $19

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Colinvania Hat

Description: Anyone got any Updog?

Tags: joke, wwdits, colin robinson, updog, whatwedointheshadows

Colinvania Hat

$12 $19

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Bewitched Hat Hat
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Description: Nadja hates witches and hats made out of witches.

Tags: vampire, nadja, what we do in the shadows, bewitched, whatwedointheshadows

Bewitched Hat Hat

$12 $19

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MacGruber Action Figure Hat
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Description: A real American hero!

Tags: will, macgyver, snl, will forte, cunth

MacGruber Action Figure Hat

$12 $19

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Doom Loops Hat
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Description: They're magically malicious

Tags: comic books, breakfast, comic, cereal, comics

Doom Loops Hat

$12 $19

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Loner Rebel Hat
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Description: I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel.

Tags: big adventure, rebel rebel, loner, large marge, bowie

Loner Rebel Hat

$12 $19

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Fucking Guy Hat
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Description: Fucking Guy....

Tags: vampire, nandor, whatwedointheshadows, nadja, laszlo

Fucking Guy Hat

$12 $19

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Buddy Charms Hat
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Description: You don't have to go to the North Pole to get this cereal! We traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops, and then walked through the Lincoln Tunnel to bring you Buddy Charms!

Tags: will ferrell, christmas, holiday, xmas, movie

Buddy Charms Hat

$12 $19

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Krampus Music Hat
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Description: Finally some good Christmas music!

Tags: danzig, skull, hair metal, metal

Krampus Music Hat

$12 $19

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RIPley the Lively Coffin Hat
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Description: See you real soon!

Tags: death, horror, cartoon, coffin, dead

RIPley the Lively Coffin Hat

$12 $19

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