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Harebrained is a tall Chicagoan who make weird stuff. And underwear.
Chicago, IL

Tank Tops

Powdered Toast Crunch Man Tank Top

Description: After trying this cereal, you’ll want to cling tenaciously to your buttocks.

Tags: 90s, blammo, bob camp, breakfast cereal, cartoons
Invader Flakes Tank Top
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Description: Awwww... I wanted waffles

Tags: cereal, cereal box, dib, gaz, gir
DRAW Program Tank Top
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Description: Don't let your kids experiment with A.I. -Not even once.

Tags: ai art, ai generated, anti ai, artificial intelligence, artist
I Hate Illinois Nazis Tank Top

Description: Like the title says, I hate Illinois Nazis.

Tags: blues, dan aykroyd, illinois nazis, john belushi
Hell is real in Ohio Tank Top
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Description: Hell is real- welcome to Ohio

Tags: billboard, hell, midwest
Hell is real in Indiana Tank Top
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Description: Hell is real- Welcome to Indiana

Tags: billboard, hell, midwest, ohio, sign
Do Not Eat A Succulent Chinese Meal (Black) Tank Top

Description: This is democracy manifest!

Tags: australia, chinese, chinese food, democracy manifest, meme
Do Not Eat A Succulent Chinese Meal Tank Top

Description: This is Democracy Manifest!

Tags: australia, chinese, chinese food, democracy manifest, succulent
Anti Social Media Club Tank Top
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Description: Meet me IRL

Tags: facebook, instagram, twitter
Paczki Coat of Arms Tank Top
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Description: I could Polish off a dozen of these donuts.

Tags: donut, doughnut, paczki
Deport Nazis Tank Top
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Description: Deport Nazis

Tags: donald trump, elon musk, nazi, politics, spacex
Deport Fascists Tank Top
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Description: Deport fascists

Tags: donald trump, elon musk, trump
RFK's Wormy, Wormy Brain Tank Top
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Description: The only Scary thing is that this guy is in a position of power.

Tags: 2024 election, brain, politics, presidential election, rfk jr
Cybertruck Trail Tank Top
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Description: The graphics on this game are horrible.

Tags: elon musk, fire, gaming, oregon, tesla motors
Chicago's Grid System Tank Top
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Description: FYI: Chicago runs on a grid.

Tags: chicago, chicago style, chicago style pizza, pizza, thin crust pizza
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Cybertrucks Tank Top
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Description: You'd have to be impaired to drive one of those things.

Tags: anti musk, elon musk, liberal, tesla, tesla motors
Deport Nazis Tank Top
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Description: If we're going to deport anyone, let's start with the racists.

Tags: anti racism, anti trump, nazi, nazi scum
Minnesota Vice Tank Top
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Description: You've all heard of Minnesota Nice, well Tim Walz is Minnesota Vice!

Tags: america, democrat, election, kamala, kamala harris
The Boys Swoosh Tank Top
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Description: Forget The Seven, this is a brand for Boys.

Tags: homelander, hughie campbell, starlight, the boys, the boys series
Laszlo & Nadja Tank Top
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Description: They write the classics and everyone else copies them!

Tags: comedy, horror, staten island, taikawaititi, vampire
Chicago Cicadas Tank Top
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Description: Make some noise for your Chicago Cicadas!

Tags: brood, cicada, cicada 2024
Boeing Goes The Plane Tank Top
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Description: I always thought that boeing was the sound that planes made when their doors flew off.

Tags: boeing 737, door, funny, plane door
Classic Krampus Tank Top
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Description: Reimagined Krampus as a retro cartoon character

Tags: christmas, horror, krampuskarten, krampusnacht, merry krampus
It's Not Gay if you like it Tank Top
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Description: it's not gay if you like it

Tags: bisexual, funny, gay pride, lesbian, lgbt
Dolly Doll Tank Top
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Description: The original All American Doll

Tags: 80s, country, doll, dolly, logo
Buddy Charms Tank Top
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Description: This cereal has everything: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup

Tags: buddy, cereal, christmas, comedy, santa
Krampus Band Tank Top
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Description: Finally some good Xmas music

Tags: band, christmas, krampus is coming, metal, music
Yacht Rocked Tank Top
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Description: Oh I'm a huge fan of yachts getting rocked into the ocean.

Tags: orca, rich people, sinking, sinking ship, whale
Call Me Old Fashioned Tank Top
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Description: Everyone knows my name at the bar!

Tags: alcohol, cocktail, drink, drinking, mascot
Love Me Tenders Tank Top

Description: This design goes out to all the picky eaters out there.

Tags: chicken, elvis, fast food, nuggets, nuggies
Chicago Mothman Mascot Tank Top
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Description: If Chicago gets another major or minor sports team, they should call them the Chicago Mothmen.

Tags: chicago, creature, cryptid, cryptozoology, monster
Beauty and the She Bitch Tank Top

Description: Nooooo oooooone shoots like Ashton, no one saws like Ashton, and no one talks smack to the dead like Ashton!!

Tags: ash williams, boomstick, bruce campbell, evil dead, horror
Little Boomsticks Tank Top
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Description: If you're going to buy a pizza, shop smart.

Tags: ash, ash williams, horror, pizza
Little Masters Tank Top
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Description: I have the pizza, pizza!

Tags: 80s, eternia, he man and the masters of the universe, motu, pizza
Little Boomsticks Tank Top
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Description: if you're going to buy a pizza, shop smart.

Tags: boomstick, bruce campbell, chainsaw, horror
Crit Yeah Tank Top

Description: You know I'm busting through your parents basement wall if I roll a 20.

Tags: d20, dd, dice, die, dungeon

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