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Kids Hoodies

Powdered Toast Crunch Man Kids Hoodie

Description: After trying this cereal, you’ll want to cling tenaciously to your buttocks.

Tags: 90s, blammo, bob camp, breakfast cereal, cartoons

Powdered Toast Crunch Man Kids Hoodie

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Invader Flakes Kids Hoodie

Description: Awwww... I wanted waffles

Tags: cereal, cereal box, dib, gaz, gir

Invader Flakes Kids Hoodie

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I Hate Illinois Nazis Kids Hoodie

Description: Like the title says, I hate Illinois Nazis.

Tags: blues, dan aykroyd, illinois nazis, john belushi

I Hate Illinois Nazis Kids Hoodie

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Hell is real in Ohio Kids Hoodie
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Description: Hell is real- welcome to Ohio

Tags: billboard, hell, midwest

Hell is real in Ohio Kids Hoodie

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Hell is real in Indiana Kids Hoodie
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Description: Hell is real- Welcome to Indiana

Tags: billboard, hell, midwest, ohio, sign

Hell is real in Indiana Kids Hoodie

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Do Not Eat A Succulent Chinese Meal (Black) Kids Hoodie

Description: This is democracy manifest!

Tags: australia, chinese, chinese food, democracy manifest, meme
Do Not Eat A Succulent Chinese Meal Kids Hoodie

Description: This is Democracy Manifest!

Tags: australia, chinese, chinese food, democracy manifest, succulent

Do Not Eat A Succulent Chinese Meal Kids Hoodie

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Anti Social Media Club Kids Hoodie

Description: Meet me IRL

Tags: facebook, instagram, twitter

Anti Social Media Club Kids Hoodie

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Paczki Coat of Arms Kids Hoodie

Description: I could Polish off a dozen of these donuts.

Tags: donut, doughnut, paczki

Paczki Coat of Arms Kids Hoodie

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Deport Fascists Kids Hoodie
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Description: Deport fascists

Tags: donald trump, elon musk, trump

Deport Fascists Kids Hoodie

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RFK's Wormy, Wormy Brain Kids Hoodie

Description: The only Scary thing is that this guy is in a position of power.

Tags: 2024 election, brain, politics, presidential election, rfk jr

RFK's Wormy, Wormy Brain Kids Hoodie

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Classic Krampus Kids Hoodie
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Description: Reimagined Krampus as a retro cartoon character

Tags: christmas, horror, krampuskarten, krampusnacht, merry krampus

Classic Krampus Kids Hoodie

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It's Not Gay if you like it Kids Hoodie
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Description: it's not gay if you like it

Tags: bisexual, funny, gay pride, lesbian, lgbt

It's Not Gay if you like it Kids Hoodie

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Dolly Doll Kids Hoodie

Description: The original All American Doll

Tags: 80s, country, doll, dolly, logo

Dolly Doll Kids Hoodie

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Buddy Charms Kids Hoodie
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Description: This cereal has everything: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup

Tags: buddy, cereal, christmas, comedy, santa

Buddy Charms Kids Hoodie

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Krampus Band Kids Hoodie
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Description: Finally some good Xmas music

Tags: band, christmas, krampus is coming, metal, music

Krampus Band Kids Hoodie

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Yacht Rocked Kids Hoodie
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Description: Oh I'm a huge fan of yachts getting rocked into the ocean.

Tags: orca, rich people, sinking, sinking ship, whale

Yacht Rocked Kids Hoodie

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Call Me Old Fashioned Kids Hoodie

Description: Everyone knows my name at the bar!

Tags: alcohol, cocktail, drink, drinking, mascot

Call Me Old Fashioned Kids Hoodie

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Love Me Tenders Kids Hoodie

Description: This design goes out to all the picky eaters out there.

Tags: chicken, elvis, fast food, nuggets, nuggies

Love Me Tenders Kids Hoodie

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Chicago Mothman Mascot Kids Hoodie
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Description: If Chicago gets another major or minor sports team, they should call them the Chicago Mothmen.

Tags: chicago, creature, cryptid, cryptozoology, monster

Chicago Mothman Mascot Kids Hoodie

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Little Masters Kids Hoodie
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Description: I have the pizza, pizza!

Tags: 80s, eternia, he man and the masters of the universe, motu, pizza

Little Masters Kids Hoodie

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Crit Yeah Kids Hoodie

Description: You know I'm busting through your parents basement wall if I roll a 20.

Tags: d20, dd, dice, die, dungeon

Crit Yeah Kids Hoodie

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Who's Got Two Thumbs? Kids Hoodie
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Description: "I give AI art two thumbs up!"

Tags: artist, funny, meme, replace, ubi

Who's Got Two Thumbs? Kids Hoodie

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I.T.Y.S.L Kids Hoodie
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Description: I Think You Should Leave. Not even once.

Tags: chunky, comedy, corncob tv, dan flashes, humor

I.T.Y.S.L Kids Hoodie

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Creepin It Real (Wolfman) Kids Hoodie
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Description: Creep it real this summer

Tags: animal, creep, horror, spooky, summer

Creepin It Real (Wolfman) Kids Hoodie

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Creepin It Real (Vampire) Kids Hoodie
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Description: Creep it real this summer

Tags: dracula, halloween, horror, summer, surf

Creepin It Real (Vampire) Kids Hoodie

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Creepin It Real (Skeleton) Kids Hoodie
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Description: Creep it real this summer

Tags: bones, halloween, horror, scary, spooky

Creepin It Real (Skeleton) Kids Hoodie

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Creepin It Real (Creature) Kids Hoodie

Description: Creep it real this summer

Tags: beach, classic monsters, halloween, horror, monster

Creepin It Real (Creature) Kids Hoodie

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TLOU Pop Art Poster Kids Hoodie
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Description: TLOU x Milton Glaser

Tags: bob dylan, clicker, fungi, milton glaser, mushroom

TLOU Pop Art Poster Kids Hoodie

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Trump Card Kids Hoodie

Description: Go directly to jail. Do not pass Mar-A-Lago.

Tags: board game, card, chance, game, indicted

Trump Card Kids Hoodie

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The Blob...fish Kids Hoodie
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Description: Oh the horror, have you ever seen such a face?

Tags: blob, fish, horror, ugly, vintage

The Blob...fish Kids Hoodie

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Little Goblins Kids Hoodie

Description: Are you the babe with the pizza, pizza?

Tags: 80s, bowie, david, pizza, jareth

Little Goblins Kids Hoodie

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Relief Pitcher Kids Hoodie
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Description: When your last pitcher has nothing left, it's time to bring in a relief pitcher.

Tags: pitcher, funny, pun, beer, sports

Relief Pitcher Kids Hoodie

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Anti Social Butterfly Kids Hoodie

Description: I like to hang out on my own.

Tags: humor, antisocial, introvert, funny, introverts unite

Anti Social Butterfly Kids Hoodie

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Big Lost Boys Kids Hoodie
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Description: My favorite restaurant is is open all night long and serves only noodles.

Tags: worms, vampire, restaurant, horror, kiefer sutherland

Big Lost Boys Kids Hoodie

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Ferrari Bueller Kids Hoodie

Description: Ferraris move pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it flying out of your glass garage.

Tags: save ferris, 80s, matthew broderick, movie, ferris buellers day off

Ferrari Bueller Kids Hoodie

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