harebrained

Description: Will do nothing

Description: Bird

Description: This turtle is SO METAL

Description: It's everyone's favorite little demon!

Description: In space, no one can hear Cappy scream.

Description: Have a breakfast fit for a king, now with the added goodness of a mysterious heart shaped flower!

Description: It's an uncanny source of kinetic energy!

Description: This has to be the weirdest mashup I've ever done.

Description: I wish I had a crunch... Like you.

Description: He's a homie you can Count on. vampire, bela lugosi, gang, one color, dracula, movies

Description: It'ssss a bit breezssssy today!

Description: Hip Hop for the facially challenged Mercenary!

Description: They're not just Super Friends, they're Super Natural Friends.

Description: A vision of the future. A shining monument to both duck and machine…

Description: Welcome to Crampyland, where everything hurts!

Description: Faster than a speeding drunkard. Can leap small kegs in a single bound after a few tries. It’s an inebriated bird! It’s a pickled plane! It’s…

Description: Pick a card. Any card. Perhaps the explosive Cajun card.

Description: Hoth hath no fury like fear to anger turned. Which is then turned to hate. And then to the dark side.

Description: The fastest drinker alive

Description: It's the part he was born to play, baby!

Description: Oh my God! I was wrong! It was Earth all along!

Description: Want to survive the apocalypse? Take Zombie Boy's advice: "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over."

Description: Yarr. It's a me!

Description: I have Zero Fox To Give!

Description: Owl See You In Hell!

Description: HadKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKA!

Description: With Pym Particles to help you groooOOOW!

Description: Now you can be part of his world!

Description: It's the most painful time of the year for the Wet Bandits.

Description: It's a cereal that's just as good as you remember it!

Description: Faster than a speeding crab! Able to leap over sand castles in a single bound!

Description: A real, street fighting, American hero!

Description: The would be king (of hell).

Description: How cute are his little child-proof hands?

Description: What do you get a shirt for its 10 year anniversary? A redesign!

Description: Bet you're humming the song now.