harebrained

Description: The perfect shirt for overworked dads everywhere!

Description: I love this classic episode!

Description: No I won't eat your tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

Description: The official cereal of serial vampire slayers.

Description: I'm becoming radioactive!

Description: A flag fit for a great, old state.

Description: Shove some pizza in that hole of yours and then it’s camper-time!

Description: You like scary movies?

Description: Do you even lift, gourd?

Description: Hello, welcome to Halloween season!

Description: We all have to kill the father figures in our life at some point.

Description: Proud father of four

Description: Now that was a crime...

Description: Mashed up everyone's favorite 80s TV star with a classic comic character.

Description: If the host of a popular tv kids show wrote a children's book.

Description: Keep On Creepin On

Description: Hot dish coming through!

Description: Ace Ventura, PEZ Dispencer!

Description: From the depths of a toaster hell comes an unlikely hero!

Description: What would you do for a Klond- sorry, Empire bar?

Description: Do you know your A B Cs?

Description: God same the queen's bambit

Description: It's a nice message but you're doing it wrong.

Description: It's like a flavor EXPLOSION!

Description: Penguins, Penguins

Description: Nice gnawing you!

Description: Shitter's full

Description: Even though he's cold hearted, Loki is always hot and ready.

Description: I hear their Lo Pan pizza is hard to beat!

Description: Strike First, Drink Hard, No Mercy

Description: This pizza is a little hard to handle.

Description: Grab some drug blood and creepy paper and head down to Little Nandors- where a vampire can be a vampire (or wizard)! Except not you Guillermo!

Description: PIGGY, PIGGY

Description: Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

Description: Talk about a hole in one!

Description: We're not worthy!