harebrained

Description: Proud father of four

Description: Now that was a crime...

Description: Mashed up everyone's favorite 80s TV star with a classic comic character.

Description: If the host of a popular tv kids show wrote a children's book.

Description: Keep On Creepin On

Description: Hot dish coming through!

Description: Ace Ventura, PEZ Dispencer!

Description: From the depths of a toaster hell comes an unlikely hero!

Description: What would you do for a Klond- sorry, Empire bar?

Description: Do you know your A B Cs?

Description: God same the queen's bambit

Description: It's a nice message but you're doing it wrong.

Description: It's like a flavor EXPLOSION!

Description: Penguins, Penguins

Description: Nice gnawing you!

Description: Shitter's full

Description: Even though he's cold hearted, Loki is always hot and ready.

Description: I hear their Lo Pan pizza is hard to beat!

Description: Strike First, Drink Hard, No Mercy

Description: This pizza is a little hard to handle.

Description: Grab some drug blood and creepy paper and head down to Little Nandors- where a vampire can be a vampire (or wizard)! Except not you Guillermo!

Description: PIGGY, PIGGY

Description: Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

Description: Talk about a hole in one!

Description: We're not worthy!

Description: If planets were pizzas, you could call me Galactus!

Description: What is grief if not a knockout persevering?

Description: Say logo again! I dare you!

Description: No that is a tasty burger!

Description: Baby Steps... to getting back to "normal"

Description: This shirt really ties the wardrobe together

Description: The ultimate anti social mashup

Description: A REAL pain in America's Ass

Description: Flawless victory for nutrition

Description: I went on this cruise and all I got was this t-shirt.

Description: Honestly I was rooting for her more than Ariel.