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Harebrained is a tall Chicagoan who make weird stuff. And underwear.
Chicago, IL

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The Stallyns Socks
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Description: Be excellent to each other

Tags: sci fi, time travel, comedy, movie

The Stallyns Socks

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Babysitters Club Socks
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Description: Babysitters Club. Party of 1.

Tags: club, babysitter, baseball bat

Babysitters Club Socks

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Vecna Band Shirt Socks
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Description: I think we can add Vecna to a list of... Famous Monsters!

Tags: netflix, eleven, argyle, hellfire, stranger things

Vecna Band Shirt Socks

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Surfer Boy Socks

Description: Stranger Things x Big Boy

Tags: argyle, stranger, stoner, things

Surfer Boy Socks

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Little Surfers Socks
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Description: I highly recommend slapping some juicy pineapple on that pizza, pizza.

Tags: pizza, stranger things, eleven, argyle, pizza company

Little Surfers Socks

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Da Bear Socks
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Description: Finally a Chicago Bear that I can root for.

Tags: chicago, restuarant, italian beef, food

Da Bear Socks

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Colin Show Socks
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Description: So the interesting thing about standing on your neck...

Tags: jackie daytona bat, nadja, laszlo, jackie daytona gift, what we do in the shadows

Colin Show Socks

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Great Chestholio Socks
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Description: In space no one can hear you scream "I need TP for my bunghole"

Tags: space, butthead, ripley, aliens, beavis and butthead

Great Chestholio Socks

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Cheers, Chicago Socks
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Description: Cheers to a city where everyone knows your name!

Tags: drunk, where everybody knows your name, alcohol, cheers bar, sitcom

Cheers, Chicago Socks

$14 $20

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Baphomilk Socks
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Description: Got Baphomet?

Tags: demon, occult, magic, goats, satanism

Baphomilk Socks

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Aspen, California Socks
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Description: Where the beer flows like wine!

Tags: mutt cutts, dumber, dumbanddumber, dumb and dumber quote, lloyd christmas

Aspen, California Socks

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CTA: One "El" Of A Ride Socks
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Description: Despite all of it's setbacks, I love the Chicago El.

Tags: transit, trains, illinois, pigeons, rats

CTA: One "El" Of A Ride Socks

$14 $20

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Cocktails, Anyone? Socks
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Description: Anyone "thirsty" right about now? I got this cocktail and you got to be careful with it- it burns on the way down.

Tags: protest, drinking, party, molotov, cocktail

Cocktails, Anyone? Socks

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Thoughts and Prayers Socks
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Description: How I feel when anyone in power offers their "Thoughts and Prayers". It's a throwaway line that does nothing. Do something.

Tags: thoughts and prayers, second amendment

Thoughts and Prayers Socks

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Seven & Dirty & Words Socks
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Description: Words are symbols.

Tags: swears, dirty words, comedian, george carlin quotes, humor

Seven & Dirty & Words Socks

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Vanlife Socks
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Description: Matt Foley was always a bit of an influencer. Except he was trying to keep kids from LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVE

Tags: chris farley, funny, van, sketch, river

Vanlife Socks

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Skilling It (Skinny) Socks
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Description: Tom Skilling lost a bunch of weight so I decided to update the artwork of Skilling It to reflect that achievement!

Tags: wgn, weatherman, chicago, meteorologist, weather

Skilling It (Skinny) Socks

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Cabbage Head Kids Socks
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Description: If you owned this, you must have had a bad childhood. Boo hoo.

Tags: bruce, comedy, cabbage head, sketch comedy, skit

Cabbage Head Kids Socks

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Hands Off Socks
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Description: My body, my choice.

Tags: abortion, uterus, reproductive rights, feminist, my body

Hands Off Socks

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Skilling It Socks
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Description: Do your job like you're Tom Skilling

Tags: chicagos own, wgn, meteorologist, chicago, weatherman

Skilling It Socks

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Lumon Break Room mug Socks
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Description: Everyone deserves a break!

Tags: coffee, severance, helly, adam scott

Lumon Break Room mug Socks

$14 $20

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The Severance Sitcom Socks
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Description: I can only imagine the wacky hijinks that takes place in this office setting!

Tags: work, distopia, caffeine, coffee, egg bar

The Severance Sitcom Socks

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Vintage Mikey Socks
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Description: Welcome to the Mutated Kingdom!

Tags: vintage, turtles, mascot, ninja, michelangelo

Vintage Mikey Socks

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Vintage Raph Socks
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Description: Welcome to the Mutated Kingdom!

Tags: turtle, mascot, raphael, turtles, vintage

Vintage Raph Socks

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Vintage Donny Socks
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Description: Welcome to the Mutated Kingdom!

Tags: mascot, vintage, bow staff, mutant, 80s

Vintage Donny Socks

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Vintage Leo Socks
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Description: Welcome to the Mutated Kingdom!

Tags: ninja, turtle, mutant, mascot, vintage

Vintage Leo Socks

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Local Soccer Fan Socks
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Description: I too support the local team!

Tags: sport, sports

Local Soccer Fan Socks

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Local Hockey Fan Socks
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Description: I hope our local team puts the other team on ice by scoring more points.

Tags: ice hockey, sport, sports

Local Hockey Fan Socks

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Local Football Fan Socks
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Description: Of the two teams, I hope our local team is the team that comes out on top.

Tags: sport, sports, nfl

Local Football Fan Socks

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Local Basketball Fan Socks
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Description: I hope our local team beats the regional rival!

Tags: sports, nba, local

Local Basketball Fan Socks

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Local Baseball Fan Socks
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Description: Cover your bases with this incredibly vague baseball tee

Tags: funny, baseball

Local Baseball Fan Socks

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Street Farter II Socks
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Description: Player 2 stinks

Tags: gaming, gamer, capcom, chun li, ryu

Street Farter II Socks

$14 $20

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US Eagly Socks
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Description: This eagle delivers!

Tags: eagle, sidekick, butterfly, james gunn, peacemaker

US Eagly Socks

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Lucky Brews Cereal Socks
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Description: Let's Go Bucks.

Tags: laszlo, jackie daytona, cereal, matt berry, what we do in the shadows

Lucky Brews Cereal Socks

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Eat Peace Socks
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Description: Peace-A, Peace-A

Tags: vigilante, wrestling, john cena, peace

Eat Peace Socks

$14 $20

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No Wrong Time To Rock Socks
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Description: Anyone else remember that saturday morning special that said there's no wrong time to rock

Tags: vigilante, superhero, eagly, dc comics, james gunn

No Wrong Time To Rock Socks

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