Hoosier Hostilitees

Description: Never daunted. In the battle, we're tried and true.

Description: Indiana University's fight song says it best: Never Daunted

Description: We are guests on this planet. And if you don't respect nature, it will not respect you.

Description: You know this is going to happen. It's only a matter of time...

Description: Protesting is thirsty work. Make sure to hydrate properly.

Description: For your workout buddy who never skips leg day. Or any other day.

Description: Sit back and relax while anyone who annoys you enjoys the nice shadafa cup you can now offer them.

Description: Want to end income inequality? Announce your support for "Submarines For Billionaires" today!

Description: Now you can own DEATH BLOSSOM! But, CAREFUL! It's a weapon of last resort!

Description: A fun holiday design that lets everyone know that it's good to be a (YOUR NAME HERE).

Description: Let your family and friends know that you're ready to jingle all the way this holiday season.

Description: Want to end income inequality? Announce your support for "Submarines For Billionaires" today!

Description: Do your kids have the greatest grandma in the world? Let them know!

Description: Do your kids have the greatest grandparents ever? Let them know!

Description: Let your coach know you came to the park to do two things today: Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Butt. (And you're probably on a turf field, so gum's not allowed)

Description: Let your coach know you came to the park today to do two things: Kick Butt and Chew Gum. (And it's a turf field, so you're not allowed to have gum.)

Description: Calling all softball and baseball parents! This one is for you. What do we do with 2 strikes? We get less picky. If it's close, we're swinging. Because called third strikes have been linked to all manner of medical conditions. Including elevated heart rate, indigestion, ulcers, and hair loss.

Description: Everyone already suspects it. This shirt will either remove all mystery or throw down a challenge to any would-be pretenders to the throne of "Funnest Person Ever."

Description: Alert your friends and family that hilarity is imminent!

Description: Salty Uncle, like a Sugar Daddy, but poorer and cooler.

Description: It's simple math, share it with your friends. As the amount you mess around increases, so do the chances of you finding out.

Description: You can be whatever you choose to be. So, choose to be kind.

Description: You can choose to be whatever you want to be. So choose to be kind. And rewind. :-)

Description: You can be whatever you choose to be. So, choose to be kind. Of a dick.

Description: You can be whatever you choose to be. So, choose to be kind. Of a jerk.

Description: You can be whatever you choose to be. So, choose to be kind. Of an asshole.

Description: You can be whatever you choose to be. So, choose to be kind. Of an A-hole.

Description: Do or do not. Well...don't do not. Do.

Description: Age is just a number, but being a goofball is forever. Let your friends and family know that, whatever age you are, this is as good as it's going to get.

Description: Announce yourself as the 100% Bona Fide Pater Familias of your household. Everett WISHES he had this shirt. (But be careful if you wear it at the Woolworth's)

Description: Announce yourself as the 100% Bona Fide Pater Familias of your household. Everett WISHES he had this shirt. (But be careful if you wear it at the Woolworth's)

Description: Announce yourself as the 100% Bona Fide Pater Familias of your household. Everett WISHES he had this shirt. (But be careful if you wear it at the Woolworth's)

Description: A tribute to the brave people of Alderaan and what the evil Galactic Empire perpetrated on them. May their sacrifice never be forgotten!

Description: Proclaim your love for The Simpsons while letting all the other participants at your next chili cook-off know exactly who they're dealing with and telling them all to have fun vying for 2nd place.

Description: Since the founding of Rising Sun High School in 1851, the Shiners have never lost a football game. That's a fact. Undefeated, unscored upon. Not even once. Ever. Some may say it's because we don't have a football team, but that kind of negativity is boring and we ignore those jerks. GO SHINERS!

Description: You haven't really played golf until you've played a round with our Old Dirty* Balls. (*Hyperbole-we wash our balls thoroughly)