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Nature Wants You Dead Shorts
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Description: We are guests on this planet. And if you don't respect nature, it will not respect you.

Tags: adventure, camping, conservation, environment, funny

Nature Wants You Dead Shorts

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Kentucky Fried Science! Shorts
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Description: You know this is going to happen. It's only a matter of time...

Tags: dodo bird, fried chicken, funny, funny science, genetic engineer

Kentucky Fried Science! Shorts

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Cocktails Anyone? Shorts
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Description: Protesting is thirsty work. Make sure to hydrate properly.

Tags: political humor, politics, politics funny, resist, resistanve

Cocktails Anyone? Shorts

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Best Effort Shorts

Description: For your workout buddy who never skips leg day. Or any other day.

Tags: cardio, crosstraining, exercise, fitness, gym

Best Effort Shorts

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Shut Up Shorts
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Description: Sit back and relax while anyone who annoys you enjoys the nice shadafa cup you can now offer them.

Tags: be quiet, funny, funny gift, joke, quiet

Shut Up Shorts

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Billionaire Submarine Shorts
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Description: Want to end income inequality? Announce your support for "Submarines For Billionaires" today!

Tags: billionaire, billionaires, millionaire

Billionaire Submarine Shorts

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Death Blossom Shorts
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Description: Now you can own DEATH BLOSSOM! But, CAREFUL! It's a weapon of last resort!

Tags: alex rogan, centauri, gunstar, last starfighter, starfighter

Death Blossom Shorts

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Every Day's Christmas When You're A (YOUR NAME HERE) Shorts
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Description: A fun holiday design that lets everyone know that it's good to be a (YOUR NAME HERE).

Tags: christmas gifts, christmas jammies, christmas presents, family christmas, holiday
Festive AF Shorts
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Description: Let your family and friends know that you're ready to jingle all the way this holiday season.

Tags: christmas funny, christmas jammies, christmas themed, christmas tree, funny christmas

Festive AF Shorts

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Billionaire Submarines-White Shorts
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Description: Want to end income inequality? Announce your support for "Submarines For Billionaires" today!

Tags: billionaires, millionaires, tax the rich

Billionaire Submarines-White Shorts

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Send Me Home Baseball Shorts
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Description: Let your coach know you came to the park to do two things today: Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Butt. (And you're probably on a turf field, so gum's not allowed)

Tags: baseball lover, baseball player, baseball team, sports

Send Me Home Baseball Shorts

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Send Me Home Softball Shorts
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Description: Let your coach know you came to the park today to do two things: Kick Butt and Chew Gum. (And it's a turf field, so you're not allowed to have gum.)

Tags: fast pitch softball, softball lover, softball mom, softball player

Send Me Home Softball Shorts

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More Fun Shorts
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Description: Everyone already suspects it. This shirt will either remove all mystery or throw down a challenge to any would-be pretenders to the throne of "Funnest Person Ever."

Tags: celebrate, celebration, center of attention, fun, funny

More Fun Shorts

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Salty Uncle Shorts
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Description: Salty Uncle, like a Sugar Daddy, but poorer and cooler.

Tags: daddy, funny, humor, money, uncle

Salty Uncle Shorts

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Find Out Shorts
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Description: It's simple math, share it with your friends. As the amount you mess around increases, so do the chances of you finding out.

Tags: eff around, eff around and find out, screw around, screw around and find out, humor

Find Out Shorts

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ACTION! Shorts
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Description: Do or do not. Well...don't do not. Do.

Tags: action film, action movies, cinematography, directing, director

ACTION! Shorts

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Grow Old Not Up Shorts
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Description: Age is just a number, but being a goofball is forever. Let your friends and family know that, whatever age you are, this is as good as it's going to get.

Tags: age, aging, birthday, fun, funny

Grow Old Not Up Shorts

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Pater Familias Bona Fide ALT Shorts
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Description: Announce yourself as the 100% Bona Fide Pater Familias of your household. Everett WISHES he had this shirt. (But be careful if you wear it at the Woolworth's)

Tags: cohen brothers, george clooney, movie, movie quote, oh brother where art thou

Pater Familias Bona Fide ALT Shorts

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Alderaan Memorial Shirt Shorts
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Description: A tribute to the brave people of Alderaan and what the evil Galactic Empire perpetrated on them. May their sacrifice never be forgotten!

Tags: a new hope, alderaan, darth vader, death star, grand moff tarkin

Alderaan Memorial Shirt Shorts

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The Pope of Chili-Town Shorts
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Description: Proclaim your love for The Simpsons while letting all the other participants at your next chili cook-off know exactly who they're dealing with and telling them all to have fun vying for 2nd place.

Tags: the simpsons, simpsons quotes, homer simpson, chief wiggum, simpsons funny

The Pope of Chili-Town Shorts

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Rising Sun Football Shorts

Description: Since the founding of Rising Sun High School in 1851, the Shiners have never lost a football game. That's a fact. Undefeated, unscored upon. Not even once. Ever. Some may say it's because we don't have a football team, but that kind of negativity is boring and we ignore those jerks. GO SHINERS!

Tags: football, perfect record, perfect season, rising sun indiana, undefeated

Rising Sun Football Shorts

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Old Dirty Balls - Front Only Shorts
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Description: You haven't really played golf until you've played a round with our Old Dirty* Balls. (*Hyperbole-we wash our balls thoroughly)

Tags: funny, golf ball, golf balls, golf club, golf course

Old Dirty Balls - Front Only Shorts

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Old Dirty Balls Shorts
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Description: Old Dirty Balls Graphic and WebSite

Tags: golf ball, golf designs, golfer, golfing

Old Dirty Balls Shorts

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Trail Diving Shorts

Description: If you haven't fallen while trail running, you're not running fast enough, it's just that simple. People who want to play it safe don't trail run to begin with. Show your flat-course running friends what little babies they are and shout it loud and proud. "I AM A TRAIL DIVER!"

Tags: fitness, fitness funny, half marathon, jogging, marathon

Trail Diving Shorts

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