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Description: Stop the devastating slander against this kind and sensitive creature, the Bigfoot. The only true thing the public knows about him is that his feet are big.

Description: You want a description? It's just effin cool. I mean, look at it. C'mon.

Description: From where he comes and to where he goes ... nobody knows. But we're there for him.

Description: Some people need things spelled out for them. And some people just need your sexiness rubbed in their faces. Never apologize.

Description: So hot your shirt will catch fire and you will become a youtube video.

Description: If you want to make stack of paper, you gotta make like a little business man. In raybans.

Description: Because hygiene is sexy, people. Bigfoot knows it and so do you.

Description: Now You can be the winning half-man half-tiger you've fantasized about since babyhood.

Description: They doubted him. But now THEY are doubted! (Ultimate revenge.)

Description: If everyone's favorite hairy beast can burn his calories, so can you!

Description: This shirt guaranteed to imbue the wearer with supernatural and terrifying power. Enemies will tremble, the opposite sex will swoon, etc.

Description: How much grumpiness hath the Salty Sailor waged against the innocent? Far too much probably.

Description: It is traditional for winners to be treated to chicken dinners, apparently.

Description: Pierre, French-Canadian hero. The stuff of legend and folk songs with odd morbid lyrics that children are made to sing in the Canadian wilderness.

Description: Well, he finally did it, despite what the talking heads on Cable Television predicted with their sneers and chortles.

Description: He strikes me as an intellectual. Or perhaps a fishing Captain, full of hard-won knowledge of the sea and what it means to live and die. Perhaps.

Description: This must be taken seriously as it is being said with a Rooster as spokesman.

Description: For those who ever doubted the power of vikings or who doubted YOUR power while you wear a shirt with a viking on it, here's the real deal.

Description: What's the worst that could happen?

Description: Hotel California is overflowing with mega truth bombs.

Description: Were beatniks the hipsters of yesteryear? Are you too young to know what a beatnik is? Does France really exist?