In Goad We Trust

Description: Tick tock tick tock!

Description: Gave an old piece of flash a little glow up.

Description: Doing the lord’s work with a phaser ray and a jetpack. PEW PEW

Description: I mean who doesn’t love a neat devil design?

Description: “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

Description: Design depicting everybody’s favorite finned fellow.

Description: Ribbit 😎👍🏻

Description: He went through a bunch, but glad to see Punch the Monkey finally got a hug. ❤️

Description: Make love, not death.

Description: You can’t go wrong with a flaming skull with wings. SO BADASS.

Description: So back in the day there was a great website called Gigposters.com that was an archive of rock posters and a hang out for designers big and small. It was a great place to interact and had some of the funniest back and forth you’ve ever seen. Anyway this was a design I did for the site in its original incarnation before it was eventually sold to some generic print on demand / NFT company and I thought I’d give it a new coat of paint and be nostalgic for that time. RIP gigposters.

Description: Mini was a race car driver He drove so goddamn fast He never did win no checkered flags But he never did come in last

Description: The trap is set. What kills you, nourishes me.

Description: This guys not as evil as the red Demon Dog, but he’s still pretty bad.

Description: If you see this dude, you’re done for.

Description: Was going through some old drawings from my childhood and found this one I did of a bird.

Description: Get electrified with your favorite anatomically correct robot, P4!

Description: Dress for success on your way to Valhalla with this Valkyrie tee.

Description: Dress for success on your way to Valhalla in this Valkyrie tee.

Description: I try to keep up on goings on in my community so you can imagine how surprised I was to find out that there’s a huge vampire conglomerate in my hometown of Dayton, Ohio. Every organization needs a logo to attract new members, so I thought I’d give it a go.

Description: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttt. Bzzt.

Description: I was looking through old sketchbook and came across this doodle my friend Dave Kotinsley did in there and was like “This should be a t-shirt.” So Presto Majix, Yapple Dapple, here it is.

Description: I was looking through old sketchbook and came across this doodle my friend Dave Kotinsley did in there and was like “This should be a t-shirt.” So Presto Majix, Yapple Dapple, here it is.

Description: Purple it up in the death department

Description: Little ‘ole Automatic Drawing done in Procreate. Bee boop bee boop.

Description: Portrait of the actress Shelley Duvall

Description: Me in robot form! (In my mind)

Description: Bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz

Description: Rick Deckard witnesses Roy Batty’s Soul rising to Heaven circa 2019 A.D.

Description: Abstract painting by Jason Goad

Description: Abstract design by Jason Goad

Description: Illustration of Ruth Bader Ginsburg 1933-2020

Description: Don't let it spy you with it's eye or it's GAME OVER!

Description: I hate poodles and the most nefarious of them, by association, is Precious, owned by Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Usually if you saw Precious from this point of view it meant you were going to be turned into a human suit, but with this tee you can gaze upon this majestic animal without losing your skin or having to slather on any lotion.

Description: P4 (Power Plug Pee Pee) the anatomically correct robot!