In Goad We Trust

Description: Ribbit 😎👍🏻

Description: He went through a bunch, but glad to see Punch the Monkey finally got a hug. ❤️

Description: Tick tock tick tock!

Description: Make love, not death.

Description: You can’t go wrong with a flaming skull with wings. SO BADASS.

Description: Mini was a race car driver He drove so goddamn fast He never did win no checkered flags But he never did come in last

Description: The trap is set. What kills you, nourishes me.

Description: This guys not as evil as the red Demon Dog, but he’s still pretty bad.

Description: If you see this dude, you’re done for.

Description: Was going through some old drawings from my childhood and found this one I did of a bird.

Description: Get electrified with your favorite anatomically correct robot, P4!

Description: Dress for success on your way to Valhalla with this Valkyrie tee.

Description: Dress for success on your way to Valhalla in this Valkyrie tee.

Description: I try to keep up on goings on in my community so you can imagine how surprised I was to find out that there’s a huge vampire conglomerate in my hometown of Dayton, Ohio. Every organization needs a logo to attract new members, so I thought I’d give it a go.

Description: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttt. Bzzt.

Description: Protect your genitals. This crazed monkey has escaped the lab and is sporting Psyonic Powers!

Description: I was looking through old sketchbook and came across this doodle my friend Dave Kotinsley did in there and was like “This should be a t-shirt.” So Presto Majix, Yapple Dapple, here it is.

Description: I was looking through old sketchbook and came across this doodle my friend Dave Kotinsley did in there and was like “This should be a t-shirt.” So Presto Majix, Yapple Dapple, here it is.

Description: Little ‘ole Automatic Drawing done in Procreate. Bee boop bee boop.

Description: Portrait of the actress Shelley Duvall

Description: Me in robot form! (In my mind)

Description: Bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz

Description: Rick Deckard witnesses Roy Batty’s Soul rising to Heaven circa 2019 A.D.

Description: Abstract painting by Jason Goad

Description: Ouch!

Description: So you might as well do it anyways.

Description: Mwah!

Description: Fallen Angel

Description: Don't let it spy you with it's eye or it's GAME OVER!

Description: Ssssssssssssnake.

Description: Angel design by Jason Goad

Description: Angel design by Jason Goad

Description: I hate poodles and the most nefarious of them, by association, is Precious, owned by Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Usually if you saw Precious from this point of view it meant you were going to be turned into a human suit, but with this tee you can gaze upon this majestic animal without losing your skin or having to slather on any lotion.

Description: Get electrified with Decibelle, the Sonically Super Heroine.