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Description: There are cute things in this world, a baby sea otter, a kitten or this unicorn for example. There are also evil things in this world like the devil himself. Sometimes they come together in the perfect union to become “Cute as Hell!” There is just no other way to describe it. This unicorn however is cute but is pure evil and straight from hell. The best of both worlds if you are truly an evil person. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.

Description: Let’s face it; there aren’t many of us that like math. Why does math have to be so hard to figure out… Math sucks! Math has ulterior motives, evil motives and this design proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt. If you can solve the addition problem, you will quickly see just how evil it really is. 6 6 3+3 The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.

Description: There are many guides online to answer the question “What is my spirit animal?” but in reality it’s up to you and the animal you connect with. With all of the Spirit Animal choices out there they can’t all be good right? They are supposed to help guide you and protect you on your journey but we know damn well some of them are evil. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.

Description: The stupid people are invading; in fact most of them are already here. In the old Sci-Fi movies from the 1950’s, all types of creatures invaded earth but the most hideous of them all are the stupid people of present day. Some of them may have already infiltrated your friends and family and there doesn’t look to be an end in sight, they are here to stay. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.

Description: We are a rare breed that actually returns our shopping carts to their proper cart corral. We see so many people just leave the cart rolling across the parking lot, or propped up on a curb right next to the cart return. Do you know the reason we return our shopping carts? It’s because, we’re NOT ASSHOLES! That is the only logical explanation we can think of. Keep doing the right thing by returning your shopping cart but also do it with some pride. We’re calling this shopping cart design the Cart Flake. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker. Follow us @insultbrands on Instagram, Facebook & Twitter

Description: Why do rainbows always need to be associated with happy things? They are often associated with Unicorns, smiling clouds, suns and people. Even the rainbow poop emoji is smiling… you’re a piece of shit, why smile? Rainbows quite often appear after a dark and brooding storm and that doesn’t seem like such a happy thing, does it? Sometime these storms have loud booming thunder with multiple lightning strikes. Have you ever seen someone that was happy after being struck by lightning? Yes, happy to be alive obviously. It’s time to change the happy go lucky grip rainbows have on society, it’s time to turn them evil. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.