Pillows
Description: The older you get, the more life experience you gain. Eventually your loathing for your fellow human race reaches a point where you realize “People Annoy Me.” We can count the number of people we actually like on one and a half hands, are you in the same boat? Well, we don’t want you in our boat but we wish you the very best. Go forth with your new anti-human shirt and annoy everyone else for a change. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.
Description: There are cute things in this world, a baby sea otter, a kitten or this unicorn for example. There are also evil things in this world like the devil himself. Sometimes they come together in the perfect union to become “Cute as Hell!” There is just no other way to describe it. This unicorn however is cute but is pure evil and straight from hell. The best of both worlds if you are truly an evil person. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.
Description: Let’s face it; there aren’t many of us that like math. Why does math have to be so hard to figure out… Math sucks! Math has ulterior motives, evil motives and this design proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt. If you can solve the addition problem, you will quickly see just how evil it really is. 6 6 3+3 The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.
Description: There are many guides online to answer the question “What is my spirit animal?” but in reality it’s up to you and the animal you connect with. With all of the Spirit Animal choices out there they can’t all be good right? They are supposed to help guide you and protect you on your journey but we know damn well some of them are evil. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.
Description: Why do rainbows always need to be associated with happy things? They are often associated with Unicorns, smiling clouds, suns and people. Even the rainbow poop emoji is smiling… you’re a piece of shit, why smile? Rainbows quite often appear after a dark and brooding storm and that doesn’t seem like such a happy thing, does it? Sometime these storms have loud booming thunder with multiple lightning strikes. Have you ever seen someone that was happy after being struck by lightning? Yes, happy to be alive obviously. It’s time to change the happy go lucky grip rainbows have on society, it’s time to turn them evil. The perfect gift for yourself, a gag gift for a friend, family member or co-worker.
