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Description: History majors always know the answer.

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Ask Me! I majored in history Hat

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Confederate Monuments: Civil War Participation Trophies Hat

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Description: I mean, they lost, right?

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Confederate Monuments: Civil War Participation Trophies Hat

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Description: I mean, they lost, right?

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Confederate Monuments: Civil War Participation Trophies Hat

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Description: It's long past time for the US to get rid of monuments to traitors.

Tags: history lover, apush, history professor, history teacher, history major

Recycle Confederate Monuments Hat

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Description: It's long past time for the US to get rid of monuments to traitors.

Tags: history gift, history professor, history buff, history teacher, civil war history

Recycle Confederate Monuments Hat

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Description: It's long past time for the US to get rid of monuments to traitors.

Tags: social justice, equality, confederate monument, white supremacy, black lives matter

Recycle Confederate Monuments Hat

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“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Hat

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Description: a wise quote from Confucius about the importance of history

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“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Hat

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Description: Wise quote from Confucius about the importance of history

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“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Hat

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History is more or less bunk - Henry Ford Hat

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Description: History is more or less bunk - Henry Ford

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History is more or less bunk - Henry Ford Hat

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Description: Henry Ford history quote

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History is more or less bunk - Henry Ford Hat

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"Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful." - Gustave Flaubert Hat

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Description: Gustave Flaubert's quote about history is both funny and accurate

Tags: funny, historian, history, history major, history professor

"Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful." - Gustave Flaubert Hat

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Description: Gustave Flaubert's quote about history is both funny and accurate

Tags: history professor, history humor, history gift, history major, apush

"Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful." - Gustave Flaubert Hat

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Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Hat

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Description: Ambrose Bierce published a hilarious "Devil's Dictionary" featuring snarky and cynical definitions of all manner of things, including history.

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Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Hat

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Description: Ambrose Bierce published a hilarious "Devil's Dictionary" featuring snarky and cynical definitions of all manner of things, including history.

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Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Hat

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Description: A classic slogan seen on signs at women's rights protests in the 1960s and 1970s.

Tags: bible, women, garden of eden, fuck the patriarchy, patriarchy

Eve Was Framed Hat

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Description: A classic slogan seen on signs at women's rights protests in the 1960s and 1970s.

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Eve Was Framed Hat

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Description: “The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.” -- George Orwell

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George Orwell Quote about History Hat

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Description: “The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.” -- George Orwell

Tags: 1984, apush, george orwell, history buff, history gift

George Orwell Quote about history Hat

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Description: Smoot-Hawley - maybe the best name ever for a law passed by Congress?

Tags: congress, fdr, new deal, smooth hawley, smoothawley

smoot-hawley Hat

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Description: Smoot-Hawley - maybe the best name ever for a law passed by Congress?

Tags: history buff, history lover, history professor, history teacher, history student

smoot-hawley Hat

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I'm silently judging your historical ignorance Hat

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Description: The perfect gift for someone who knows their history - and who can't stand it when people say stupid/false things about history.

Tags: history professor, history buff, history lover, history has its eyes on you, historian

I'm silently judging your historical ignorance Hat

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Description: The perfect gift for someone who knows their history - and who can't stand it when people say stupid/false things about history.

Tags: historical, history teacher gift, history gift, apush, history humor

I'm silently judging your historical ignorance Hat

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Description: Doesn't everyone have THAT uncle or relative who's a nightmare at family gatherings? Well, here's a fun riff on the famous, Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History

Tags: history lover, history gift, history buff, history teacher gift, history

Racist Uncles Seldom Know History Hat

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Description: Doesn't everyone have THAT uncle or relative who's a nightmare at family gatherings? Well, here's a fun riff on the famous, Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History

Tags: history professor, history major, history lover, history teacher, maga

Racist Uncles Seldom Know History Hat

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Dear Humans, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

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Description: History writes a letter to Humanity, begging it to stop repeating its worst mistakes

Tags: history major, history professor, history gift, history buff, history teacher

Dear Humans, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

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Description: History writes a letter to Humanity, begging it to stop repeating its worst mistakes

Tags: history student, history quotes, history humor, santayana, history repeats itself

Dear Humans, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

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Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

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Description: History writes a letter to America, begging it to stop repeating its worst mistakes

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Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

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Description: History writes a letter to America, begging it to stop repeating its worst mistakes

Tags: apush, history humor, history teacher, history major, american history

Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

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History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Hat

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Description: Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec has a unique take on history

Tags: patriot, history teacher, history lover, history buff, history major

History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Hat

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Description: Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec has a unique take on history

Tags: ron swanson, parks and recreation, parks and rec, history lover, history buff

History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Hat

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“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Hat

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Description: history wisdom

Tags: feminist, feminist gift, feminist quote, history buff, history major

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Hat

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Description: history wisdom

Tags: equality, feminist, history buff, history major, history professor

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Hat

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“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian Hat

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Description: “I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian

Tags: activism, activist, black history, black history month, black pride

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian Hat

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Description: "Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history.” -- Abraham Lincoln

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Abraham Lincoln history quote Hat

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Description: "Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history.” -- Abraham Lincoln

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Abraham Lincoln history quote Hat

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Description: Huzzah!

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Huzzah Hat

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Hats

Ask Me! I majored in history Hat

Confederate Monuments: Civil War Participation Trophies Hat

Confederate Monuments: Civil War Participation Trophies Hat

Recycle Confederate Monuments Hat

Recycle Confederate Monuments Hat

Recycle Confederate Monuments Hat

“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Hat

“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Hat

History is more or less bunk - Henry Ford Hat

History is more or less bunk - Henry Ford Hat

"Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful." - Gustave Flaubert Hat

"Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful." - Gustave Flaubert Hat

Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Hat

Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Hat

Eve Was Framed Hat

Eve Was Framed Hat

George Orwell Quote about History Hat

George Orwell Quote about history Hat

smoot-hawley Hat

smoot-hawley Hat

I'm silently judging your historical ignorance Hat

I'm silently judging your historical ignorance Hat

Racist Uncles Seldom Know History Hat

Racist Uncles Seldom Know History Hat

Dear Humans, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

Dear Humans, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Hat

History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Hat

History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Hat

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Hat

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Hat

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian Hat

Abraham Lincoln history quote Hat

Abraham Lincoln history quote Hat

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