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Confederate Monuments: Civil War Participation Trophies Shorts
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Description: I mean, they lost, right?

Tags: apush, history major, history gift, confederacy, history humor

Confederate Monuments: Civil War Participation Trophies Shorts

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Recycle Confederate Monuments Shorts
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Description: It's long past time for the US to get rid of monuments to traitors.

Tags: social justice, equality, confederate monument, white supremacy, black lives matter

Recycle Confederate Monuments Shorts

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“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Shorts
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Description: a wise quote from Confucius about the importance of history

Tags: chinese proverb, history, confucius, confucius wisdom, history student

“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Shorts

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“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Shorts
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Description: Wise quote from Confucius about the importance of history

Tags: apush, confucius wisdom, history major, history buff, confucius quote

“Study the past if you would define the future.” - Confucius Shorts

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History is more or less bunk - Henry Ford Shorts
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Description: Henry Ford history quote

Tags: henry ford, history student, history, history major, apush

History is more or less bunk - Henry Ford Shorts

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"Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful." - Gustave Flaubert Shorts
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Description: Gustave Flaubert's quote about history is both funny and accurate

Tags: history professor, history humor, history gift, history major, apush

"Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful." - Gustave Flaubert Shorts

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Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Shorts
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Description: Ambrose Bierce published a hilarious "Devil's Dictionary" featuring snarky and cynical definitions of all manner of things, including history.

Tags: history lover, ambrose bierce, apush, historian, history buff

Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Shorts

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Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Shorts
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Description: Ambrose Bierce published a hilarious "Devil's Dictionary" featuring snarky and cynical definitions of all manner of things, including history.

Tags: history teacher, ambrose bierce, apush, history gift, history buff

Snarky definition of history by Ambrose Bierce Shorts

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Eve Was Framed Shorts
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Description: A classic slogan seen on signs at women's rights protests in the 1960s and 1970s.

Tags: bible, women, garden of eden, fuck the patriarchy, patriarchy

Eve Was Framed Shorts

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Eve Was Framed Shorts
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Description: A classic slogan seen on signs at women's rights protests in the 1960s and 1970s.

Tags: women, garden of eden, womens rights, smash the patriarchy, patriarchy

Eve Was Framed Shorts

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George Orwell Quote about History Shorts
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Description: “The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.” -- George Orwell

Tags: apush, orwell, history buff, history gift, history professor

George Orwell Quote about History Shorts

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George Orwell Quote about history Shorts
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Description: “The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.” -- George Orwell

Tags: 1984, apush, george orwell, history buff, history gift

George Orwell Quote about history Shorts

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smoot-hawley Shorts
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Description: Smoot-Hawley - maybe the best name ever for a law passed by Congress?

Tags: history buff, history lover, history professor, history teacher, history student

smoot-hawley Shorts

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I'm silently judging your historical ignorance Shorts
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Description: The perfect gift for someone who knows their history - and who can't stand it when people say stupid/false things about history.

Tags: historical, history teacher gift, history gift, apush, history humor

I'm silently judging your historical ignorance Shorts

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Racist Uncles Seldom Know History Shorts
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Description: Doesn't everyone have THAT uncle or relative who's a nightmare at family gatherings? Well, here's a fun riff on the famous, Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History

Tags: history lover, history gift, history buff, history teacher gift, history

Racist Uncles Seldom Know History Shorts

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Racist Uncles Seldom Know History Shorts
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Description: Doesn't everyone have THAT uncle or relative who's a nightmare at family gatherings? Well, here's a fun riff on the famous, Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History

Tags: history professor, history major, history lover, history teacher, maga

Racist Uncles Seldom Know History Shorts

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Dear Humans, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Shorts
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Description: History writes a letter to Humanity, begging it to stop repeating its worst mistakes

Tags: history major, history professor, history gift, history buff, history teacher

Dear Humans, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Shorts

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Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Shorts
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Description: History writes a letter to America, begging it to stop repeating its worst mistakes

Tags: history lover, history buff, history teacher, history major, history gift

Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Shorts

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Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Shorts
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Description: History writes a letter to America, begging it to stop repeating its worst mistakes

Tags: apush, history humor, history teacher, history major, american history

Dear America, Stop repeating this sh*t – History Shorts

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History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Shorts
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Description: Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec has a unique take on history

Tags: patriot, history teacher, history lover, history buff, history major

History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Shorts

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History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Shorts
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Description: Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec has a unique take on history

Tags: ron swanson, parks and recreation, parks and rec, history lover, history buff

History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake - Ron Swanson Shorts

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“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Shorts
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Description: history wisdom

Tags: feminist, feminist gift, feminist quote, history buff, history major

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Shorts

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“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Shorts
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Description: history wisdom

Tags: equality, feminist, history buff, history major, history professor

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Shorts

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“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin , historian Shorts
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Description: “I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian

Tags: activism, activist, history lover, history teacher, black lives matter

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin , historian Shorts

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Abraham Lincoln history quote Shorts
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Description: "Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history.” -- Abraham Lincoln

Tags: abraham lincoln, civil war, history buff, history major, history professor

Abraham Lincoln history quote Shorts

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Abraham Lincoln history quote Shorts
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Description: "Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history.” -- Abraham Lincoln

Tags: history buff, history major, history professor, history teacher, lincoln

Abraham Lincoln history quote Shorts

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Huzzah Shorts
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Description: Huzzah!

Tags: apush, history buff, history gift, history lover, history major

Huzzah Shorts

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Huzzah Shorts
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Description: Huzzah!

Tags: apush, history major, huzzah, american revolution, history professor

Huzzah Shorts

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“Trying to plan for the future without knowing the past is like trying to plant cut flowers.” -- Historian Daniel Boorstin Shorts
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Description: “Trying to plan for the future without knowing the past is like trying to plant cut flowers.” -- Historian Daniel Boorstin

Tags: history buff, history major, history professor, history teacher, history lover

“Trying to plan for the future without knowing the past is like trying to plant cut flowers.” -- Historian Daniel Boorstin Shorts

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Until Lions Have Their Historians Tales of the Hunt Shall Always Glorify the Hunter Shorts
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Description: history wisdom

Tags: historian, historian gift, historians, history buff, history major

Until Lions Have Their Historians Tales of the Hunt Shall Always Glorify the Hunter Shorts

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Until Lions Have Their Historians Tales of the Hunt Shall Always Glorify the Hunter Shorts
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Description: history wisdom

Tags: african american history, black history, black lives matter, historian, historical

Until Lions Have Their Historians Tales of the Hunt Shall Always Glorify the Hunter Shorts

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1619 Deal with It Shorts
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Description: 1619 is the year the first enslaved Africans were brought to America.

Tags: african american, black history, black history month, black lives matter, history buff

1619 Deal with It Shorts

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Historians against history repeating itself- curved Shorts
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Description: Historians against history repeating itself- curved

Tags: twitterstorians, historians, history teacher, history, activism

Historians against history repeating itself- curved Shorts

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History Podcasters Against History Repeating Itself (Curved) Shorts
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Description: HPAHRI curved design

Tags: history teacher, podcast

History Podcasters Against History Repeating Itself (Curved) Shorts

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History Students against history repeating itself- curved Shorts
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Description: History Students against history repeating itself- curved

Tags: popular

History Students against history repeating itself- curved Shorts

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