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Description: Turn up the volume and crank the neon — the Turbo Units are here to body slam and chew bubble gum and they're all out of bubble gum. Two over-the-top, muscle-popping monsters flexing straight out of an 80s fever dream. Bold lines, shredded shirts, and shades louder than a steel chair. Perfect for anyone who still cuts promos in the mirror.

Description: A wild, bug-eyed bruiser mid-air, tongue out, ready to drop the hammer. Big muscles, bad attitude, and a headband that says it all. Pure 80s wrestling chaos with a hot-rod monster twist.

Description: A wild, bug-eyed bruiser mid-air, tongue out, ready to drop the hammer. Big muscles, bad attitude, and a headband that says it all. Pure 80s wrestling chaos with a hot-rod monster twist.

Description: This can only be pulled down because of its stupidity level. You're welcome.

Description: Meet Shadow: full-time dad, part-time fish whisperer, and the only dude in a nest full of fierce females. Whether he's hauling trout or wrangling sticks like it's nesting season on steroids, Shadow’s just trying to keep up—and look good doing it. This tee is for all the Big Bear eagle cam addicts, bird nerds, and fans of feathered fatherhood done right. Perfect for anyone who’s ever thought: "Wow. That eagle looks like he pays taxes and grills salmon." One-color, bold, and unapologetically dad-core.

Description: Meet Shadow: full-time dad, part-time fish whisperer, and the only dude in a nest full of fierce females. Whether he's hauling trout or wrangling sticks like it's nesting season on steroids, Shadow’s just trying to keep up—and look good doing it. This tee is for all the Big Bear eagle cam addicts, bird nerds, and fans of feathered fatherhood done right. Perfect for anyone who’s ever thought: "Wow. That eagle looks like he pays taxes and grills salmon." One-color, bold, and unapologetically dad-core.

Description: You're a good man, Arthur Morgan...potentially.

Description: Chong Li, Chong Li, Chong Li!

Description: Bad guys come in all shapes and sizes

Description: Lord Helmet gets it...even if he's mildly concussed.

Description: A pretty fantastic fight...

Description: Weeds won't come near this lawn...

Description: Alright you primitive screwheads, this...is my boomstick!

Description: Just remember...I am your density...destiny. I am your destiny.

Description: The Baseball Furies are always out to clean up the neighborhood so don't make your way through Riverside Park...

Description: Sometimes all it takes to befriend a couple of outlaws is to lead them through your parents' booby trapped house of humiliation.

Description: My original character the Gnarfink is running wild in the streets. You should come hang out with him.

Description: Cousin Eddie is a connoisseur of the finest caliber. Don't you think?

Description: A hand drawn design for Easter!

Description: The champion of the Kumate!

Description: Maybe you don't remember this old guy but he would greet folks at our favorite Polynesian Room at the Kingdom.

Description: Upon Mount Hermon, high and grand, The Watchers stood, a vigilant band. Nephilim, born of celestial kin, Descended to earth, committing sin. Legends whispered, tales untold, Of Nephilim's power, fierce and bold. Mount Hermon's peak, where secrets lay, Witnessed the choices they'd come to pay. Bound by chains, their destiny entwined, The Watchers' arrogance left behind. Mount Hermon's story, a cautionary tome, Of angels' fall and the earth's new home.

Description: Forever locked in joyful combat!

Description: "He sucks too." Bill 2:27

Description: It's one of the best scenes...I made Willy reflect my feelings about it.

Description: We're out here like explorers making these NFTs. TO THE MOON

Description: Detective Donatello illustration for your chesty area on your body. You wear it there, to make others feel that they wished they were as cool as you, remembering that one weird episode of Ninja Turtles where Donny dons this disguise. Good for you.

Description: He's the baddest of the bad around.

Description: How else are you going to stay fresh but my the ancient, mystical powers of freezer bags?

Description: Peace, love and all that crap, man.

Description: Inspired by my mom always making me delicious ham sandwiches. Thanks, Mom.

Description: Life is rough, pizza makes it easier.

Description: I drew this luchador in his moment of epiphany to celebrate the lasting impact lucha libre has made on me.

Description: If it bleeds, we can kill it. But why would we want to?! He’s the happiest little Yautja Hunter, with his very first human trophy!

Description: The end is upon you if you ever even eye that evil elbow! E is for Elbow Drop! Part of my series, The ABC's of Pro Wrestling, these illustrations are an homage to the crazy entertainment sport that is professional wrestling. They are informed visually by mid century underground 60's comics, hot rod illustration art and vintage t-shirt graphics. They are informed ideologically, by the ten-year-old wrestling junkie that lives in the basement of my mind.