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Turbo Units single color Shorts
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Description: Turn up the volume and crank the neon — the Turbo Units are here to body slam and chew bubble gum and they're all out of bubble gum. Two over-the-top, muscle-popping monsters flexing straight out of an 80s fever dream. Bold lines, shredded shirts, and shades louder than a steel chair. Perfect for anyone who still cuts promos in the mirror.

Tags: cartoon, fink, hot rod, monster, pro wrestling

Turbo Units single color Shorts

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Pile Driver full color Shorts
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Description: A wild, bug-eyed bruiser mid-air, tongue out, ready to drop the hammer. Big muscles, bad attitude, and a headband that says it all. Pure 80s wrestling chaos with a hot-rod monster twist.

Tags: big daddy roth, ed roth, hot rod, monster, pro wrestling

Pile Driver full color Shorts

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The Pile Driver one color Shorts
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Description: A wild, bug-eyed bruiser mid-air, tongue out, ready to drop the hammer. Big muscles, bad attitude, and a headband that says it all. Pure 80s wrestling chaos with a hot-rod monster twist.

Tags: ed roth, hot rod, monster, pro wrestling, rat rod

The Pile Driver one color Shorts

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Shadow Catching Fish and Picking Sticks - Light Shorts
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Description: Meet Shadow: full-time dad, part-time fish whisperer, and the only dude in a nest full of fierce females. Whether he's hauling trout or wrangling sticks like it's nesting season on steroids, Shadow’s just trying to keep up—and look good doing it. This tee is for all the Big Bear eagle cam addicts, bird nerds, and fans of feathered fatherhood done right. Perfect for anyone who’s ever thought: "Wow. That eagle looks like he pays taxes and grills salmon." One-color, bold, and unapologetically dad-core.

Tags: big bear lake, eagle cam, eagle cam merch, eagle merch, friends of big bear valley
Chong Li Shorts
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Description: Chong Li, Chong Li, Chong Li!

Tags: 80s, jcvd, jean claude van damme, kumite, retro

Chong Li Shorts

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Heels Shorts
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Description: Bad guys come in all shapes and sizes

Tags: bad guys, doodleart, doodles, funny monster, itsbillmain

Heels Shorts

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Fireworks Shorts
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Description: Don't don't have no Black Cats?

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, david spade, independence day

Fireworks Shorts

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Smoke if ya got em Shorts
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Description: Lord Helmet gets it...even if he's mildly concussed.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, funny, movie parody, movie quote

Smoke if ya got em Shorts

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Fox and Rat Shorts
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Description: A pretty fantastic fight...

Tags: bibliophile, book lover, books, bookworm, cider

Fox and Rat Shorts

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Daisy Gang Shorts
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Description: Weeds won't come near this lawn...

Tags: cute, flowers, funny, kids, kids birthday

Daisy Gang Shorts

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This is my BOOMSTICK Shorts

Description: Alright you primitive screwheads, this...is my boomstick!

Tags: ash, ash williams, boomstick, bruce campbell, evil dead

This is my BOOMSTICK Shorts

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Outta Time! Shorts
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Description: Just remember...I am your density...destiny. I am your destiny.

Tags: 80s, dad, dad birthday, dad gift ideas, fathers day

Outta Time! Shorts

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Riverside Park Neighborhood Watch Shorts
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Description: The Baseball Furies are always out to clean up the neighborhood so don't make your way through Riverside Park...

Tags: 70s, 80s, cult classic, cult classics, cult movies
Gnarfink Rides Again! Shorts
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Description: My original character the Gnarfink is running wild in the streets. You should come hang out with him.

Tags: monster, rat fink style, retro gaming, skate, skate clothing

Gnarfink Rides Again! Shorts

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Save the Neck for Me Shorts
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Description: Cousin Eddie is a connoisseur of the finest caliber. Don't you think?

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, christmas vacation quote, cousin eddie

Save the Neck for Me Shorts

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On the Third Day Shorts
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Description: A hand drawn design for Easter!

Tags: bible, christian, christian art, christianity, faith

On the Third Day Shorts

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Little Mac and King Hippo Shorts
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Description: Forever locked in battle!

Tags: 80s, gamer, gaming, retro, retrogamer

Little Mac and King Hippo Shorts

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Party Jannetty Shorts
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Description: Some say he's still out there, pounding Bud Ice and pulling missile dropkicks across the country.

Tags: 80s, 90s, classic wrestling, funny, parody

Party Jannetty Shorts

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Frank Dux Shorts

Description: The champion of the Kumate!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, action movies, blood sport

Frank Dux Shorts

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Pile Driver Party Shorts
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Tags: aew, pro wrestling designs, pro wrestling guerrilla, wcw, wrestling

Pile Driver Party Shorts

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Mount Hermon Fun Club Shorts
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Description: Upon Mount Hermon, high and grand, The Watchers stood, a vigilant band. Nephilim, born of celestial kin, Descended to earth, committing sin. Legends whispered, tales untold, Of Nephilim's power, fierce and bold. Mount Hermon's peak, where secrets lay, Witnessed the choices they'd come to pay. Bound by chains, their destiny entwined, The Watchers' arrogance left behind. Mount Hermon's story, a cautionary tome, Of angels' fall and the earth's new home.

Tags: angel, bible, bigfoot, book of enoch, christianity

Mount Hermon Fun Club Shorts

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To the Moon! Shorts
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Description: We're out here like explorers making these NFTs. TO THE MOON

Tags: btc, blockchain, bitcoin, cryptocurrency, non fungible token

To the Moon! Shorts

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Detective Donny Blockhead Shorts
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Description: Detective Donatello illustration for your chesty area on your body. You wear it there, to make others feel that they wished they were as cool as you, remembering that one weird episode of Ninja Turtles where Donny dons this disguise. Good for you.

Tags: donatello, turtle power, turtles, ninja turtles parody, detective donatello

Detective Donny Blockhead Shorts

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STAY FRESH! Shorts
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Description: How else are you going to stay fresh but my the ancient, mystical powers of freezer bags?

Tags: kids fashion, skull, stay fresh, kids, kawaii skull

STAY FRESH! Shorts

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Peace, Love & Crappiness Shorts
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Description: Peace, love and all that crap, man.

Tags: poop, humor, fun, happy, emoticon

Peace, Love & Crappiness Shorts

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I Ham What I Ham Shorts

Description: Inspired by my mom always making me delicious ham sandwiches. Thanks, Mom.

Tags: kids, funny birthday gift ideas, funny kids, cute food, summer

I Ham What I Ham Shorts

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Pizza Cake! Shorts
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Description: Life is rough, pizza makes it easier.

Tags: kids, kids clothes, boys, pizza party, i love pizza

Pizza Cake! Shorts

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Lucha Mask! Shorts
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Description: I drew this luchador in his moment of epiphany to celebrate the lasting impact lucha libre has made on me.

Tags: mexican wrestling, el santo, luchadore, lucha underground, blue demon

Lucha Mask! Shorts

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Cute Little Predator and His Big Day Out Shorts
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Description: If it bleeds, we can kill it. But why would we want to?! He’s the happiest little Yautja Hunter, with his very first human trophy!

Tags: alien versus predator, 80s, predator, predators, yautja
Order Up! Shorts
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Description: Can I tempt you with a delicious Western Bacon Cheeseburger? Be careful though, it's got a little bite.

Tags: western bacon cheeseburger, bacon, cheeseburger, health food, junk food

Order Up! Shorts

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Bald-Headed Bear of Claire County Shorts
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Description: Feeling the need to head to the great outdoors to get some r&r? Well, beware of the bald-headed bear of Claire County...he's a man eater. Enjoy a warm cotton shirt with the evil bear from The Great Outdoors on it. John Candy's worst nightmare come true.

Tags: movie, grizzly, bears, bear, backpacking
Baby Cody Shorts
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Description: Years before he went on an ill-advised beat-em-up mission to rescue his girlfriend (cmon, you know her dad was handling the situation, bro) Cody just wanted to chill with his favorite Mad Gear gang plush buddy. I mean, celebrate it, right?

Tags: bill main, itsbillmain, cody, gamer, humor

Baby Cody Shorts

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Little Mikey Haggar Shorts
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Description: Born with a beautiful brown mustache, a hankering for smashing scum and cleaning the streets and a destiny to become both a professional wrestler and mayor of Metro City, little Mike Haggar was really just interested in eating as a little guy.

Tags: itsbillmain, bill main, videogames, retro, gaming

Little Mikey Haggar Shorts

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Double Clothesline (color) Shorts
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Description: I grew up on pro wrestling and Rat Fink, what can I say?

Tags: bill main, itsbillmain, wcw, wwf, mexican

Double Clothesline (color) Shorts

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Teen Wolf Ride or Die Shorts
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Description: Look, if you don’t Teen Wolf, you know nothing of van surfing and that’s ok. Let’s fix that though, ok?

Tags: scott mccall, stiles, stiles stilinski, teenwolf, beavers

Teen Wolf Ride or Die Shorts

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Mega Mondays Shorts
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Description: Monday's usually come waaaAAAAaaay too early. We all feel it-even if you're the perfect robot, built for protecting the world from the threat of robotic world domination. You drink coffe or tea, Mega Man gets his fix from a good ol' fashioned can of E. That's E for energy, kids. Don't get all crazy now. Mega Man says, "No." to drugs.

Tags: nintendo, rock, marvel, mega man, rockman

Mega Mondays Shorts

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