Hats
Hail Satan Hat
$19
95% Potato Hat
$19
Bad Wifi Hat
$19
JTF! Hat
$19
Ghost Hat
$19
TO SPACE!!! Hat
$19
Description: We're all a mix bag of super-average powers. I've listed a few of my favourite ones on here! Thankfully I think I still have a load left to unlock.
Human Powers Hat
$19
Description: Keep your alliances secret, hide in plane site. They'd never suspect a Hydra agent to actually WEAR a shirt with their logo on it, would they?!
Hail Hat
$19
Pandamonium Hat
$19
Description: Used to have so many Koi Carp that I lost count of them. I always think they make fantastic designs, so here's my take on one.
Koi-Koi Hat
$19
Description: “When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson
Description: Legend says that if all seven are gathered then giant, badass, angry dragon will appear. You also get a wish or something.
4-Star Clean Hat
$19
Description: I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT,I WAS GROOT. - Groot
I Was Groot Hat
$19
Description: So, I've been watching Final Space and had a whale of a time. Cookies seem to be the MacGuffin of the story, and they even appear as evil eye-laser wielding murder biscuits. They definitely deserved a T-shirt.
Space Cookie Hat
$19
Don't Tilt Hat
$19
Do.Not.Alter Hat
$19