Jadderman

Description: The Man Downstairs Has A Colourful Side

Description: We all feel a little potato sometimes.

Description: Always loved the quote, now I can wear it too!

Description: Keep your alliances secret, hide in plane site. They'd never suspect a Hydra agent to actually WEAR a shirt with their logo on it, would they?!

Description: Legend says that if all seven are gathered then giant, badass, angry dragon will appear. You also get a wish or something.

Description: “When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

Description: It's time to bring the house down. Along with everything else...

Description: Not the kind of doctor you see when you've got a cold. I'm assuming that wouldn't end well. The on the top and bottom are as close as I could get to the original Virtuvian man while still being legible. They are two of the good doctors most famous speeches. Enjoy :)

Description: So, I've been watching Final Space and had a whale of a time. Cookies seem to be the MacGuffin of the story, and they even appear as evil eye-laser wielding murder biscuits. They definitely deserved a T-shirt.