Jarrodjvandenberg

Description: Bottom King; Parody and also, work.

Description: Freighters of the Great Lakes with a painting that showcases a collection of weathered, red and white wooden signs, each bearing a name of a freighter.

Description: So do my neighbors...

Description: I Made Your Dad A Bottom.

Description: Nice truck...

Description: Ravens appear as a method of divination in some cultures, depending on the number that appear in front of you; They're also a sign of death to some.

Description: Just The Tip...I Promise.

Description: Blood Of My Enemies. Oh...And Pumpkin Spice.

Description: For those with true guts and grit.

Description: With a very old Welsh saying and the help of a friend, I illustrated a fun idea with Welsh influence and Witchy Vibes.

Description: Illustrated with genuine leaves from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

Description: I hope Santa will spank me for being so naughty this year.

Description: Overworked & Underfucked.

Description: Is it gay in here...Or is it just me?

Description: Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's.

Description: Happy Everything! Now, leave me alone until next year.

Description: Stop Staring At My Package, please. Or please do...I am the present.

Description: For those cat lovers who know how the pumpkin feels; Just wait until we get the tree up in a couple months...

Description: When the mistletoe is indeed hung, you've got that Big Nick Energy.

Description: Upper Peninsula Maple Leaves

Description: For those who don't want a basic Christmas design these holidays...You'll never be cookie-cutter again.

Description: Happy fucking Halloween.

Description: Kick-Or-Treat for martial artists; We do things differently.

Description: Wanna kiss me under the mistletoe?

Description: I'm coming for everything they said I couldn't have.

Description: A watercolor painting, painted with my own handmade watercolors and hand-lettered calligraphy saying "Actually, I Can." - A Woman

Description: I wish I had serotonin instead of this huge cock.

Description: The Women of the Upper Peninsula are the toughest Men I've ever met.

Description: UP Yours.

Description: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 134 times, you've got a great dick.

Description: Boys just want to have cum.

Description: Chudai is slang and when you know, you know.

Description: Time To Get Your Balls Out!

Description: This is a serious warning gentlemen. At least take your stick to defend yourself when it attacks. My friend was attacked by one outside the bar last week; His clothes were ripped, back was cut up and now walks with a limp. He hasn't been the same since.

Description: If you know, you know. Woof.

Description: Sex work is real work. Unlike being a landlord.