jasonyerface

Description: Extremely wealthy or extremely sexy? Do we have to choose only one? Some Asians have it all.

Description: The "Yas Queen" meme comes to life as a colorful mashup of one of the most bada$$ mothers of them all. She's wearing her crown and it's about to go down.

Description: Aw hell nah, Karen! Wakanda potato salad is this?! This black cat is having none of Karen's bland, potato salad. He's knocking it off the table in disgust.

Description: The crew's all here, ready for war. With less brains and more firepower, the humans try to take on the baddest mutha of all time. Spoler alert: the next sequel negates everything in this one.

Description: The original crew is all here, even the cat. Spoiler alert: the cat lives.

Description: Life requires you to take risks and roll the dice. The odds may never be in your favor, but if you knew the odds, you'd never go for it. So, tell every naysayer to shut it while you pilot your life on your own terms. Good luck at the sabacc table. You just might fly home in a Falcon.

Description: This little lucky cat, black maneki neko, will bring you good fortune and a special alloy infinity shield to protect you from negative energy and super villains. This superhero bares his claws for the cause! Show your allegiance and loyalty to the king!

Description: A punny take on music, DJ-ing, and root vegetables. Droppin' beets like droppin' bombs.

Description: When the bomb emoji and the peach emoji are BFFs, they're bombass. Fistbumps all around. YOU ARE BOMBASS.

Description: This agile clawing machine puts the "cat" in "Requiescat in pace."

Description: Let everyone know you're giving away free neck hugs. COME GET YOU SOME. So cuddly, you'll fall asleep!

Description: This is the cat you're looking for. Everyone's favorite sci-fi character as a cat!

Description: NYC. Dinner Served All Day. Discount for Parties of 12 or More. Your Gold is Good Here. Charlie's Restaurant Bar & Grill* always serves dinner no matter what time of day it is. The owner will see to it personally that everything is clean and tidy. Pay him in gold and you'll be solid. *Fictional business

Description: Think about it, we ALL do our own stunts in life. Nobody gets a stunt-double to walk in our shoes and do the day-to-day grind for us. We do it all ourselves and sometimes we get a little banged up. It's all in a day's work.

Description: This little, wise owl is all out of hoots to give.

Description: This tin man has a heart. He's in love and wants you to know it!

Description: Full Metal Jakku. A mashup of the iconic helmet imagery of Full Metal Jacket and a roguish message.

Description: A favorite quote of mine that reminds us all that we have a choice in creating our lives one day at a time, one decision and one action at a time. Go forth my friends and be awesome!

Description: This hula girl is a strong competitor. Happy dancing! Aloha!

Description: Coffee lovers know the best pre-workout is a cup of joe. Rise & Grind, my coffee-loving, gym-going friends.

Description: A mashup of two of my favorite things: a panda bear and the yin and yang symbol. It's an unbeatable combo of a super cute Chinese "bear" with Chinese philosophy - light and dark, fire and water, male and female, panda doing a cannonball. It's complementary! Besides, who doesn't love a panda??

Description: For a limited time, unicorns can get a refreshing cup of people.

Description: This tree of life is teeming with 9 lives.

Description: These guns and this body are ramen-powered.

Description: Ever hear the saying, "I'm a lover, not a fighter?" It's not easy out there. We all need to be both. Sometimes you gotta love to fight. Other times you gotta fight for love. Keep those hands up.

Description: If anyone can do it, Carol can!

Description: The big fight is coming May 2nd, 2015. Manny here has his boxing gloves and boxing shoes on and he's ready to go. See you in the maze! I mean, ring!

Description: The art of 8 limbs. Shins like baseball bats!

Description: Everyone loves pizza!

Description: A delicious take on "Don't Worry Be Happy." Spam musubi is so ono! Who's hungry?

Description: You were "Bourne" for this shirt! Fans and practitioners of deadly and effective Filipino Martial Arts (FMA) will want to sport this shirt.

Description: Real men hula. Happy dancing! Aloha!