jasonyerface

Description: Unprecedented and UnPresidential. Full color version.

Description: Unprecedented and UnPresidential times. Black and white version with red.

Description: A funny spoof on the hot line bling meme, this vampire is telling you NO and then YES. Don't let this vampire fly away!

Description: When the zoomies strike at 3:00AM and your cat busts a move all over your face, feed them or not, you're still waking up.

Description: Off the top rope with a folding chair! The white folding chair has become a symbol of justice and unity, a mighty improvised weapon to fend off idiots who made bad life choices. When they f around, they find out. When they roll up on someone with privilege and rage, may they have several seats upside the noggin. *In self-defense only, of course.

Description: Off the top rope with a folding chair! Some idiots f'd around and found out the hard way. Being a jerk and ganging up on one person because you think you can get away with it is a shortcut to getting konked on the noggin with a folding chair, wrestling style. 'Round these parts, we don't condone violence but we do condone self-defense. If someone rolls up on you with violence, let 'em know they can have several seats.

Description: The orcas have taken over! In light of several yachts being attacked by killer whales, this big willy is taking things into his own flippers. He's the captain now. Look him in the eyes as he laughs and sticks his big ol' pink tongue out at you, you yacht-owning hooman! Nyah, nyah, he's on a boat!

Description: Stay pawsitive with this design of three happy cats. They know exactly how to chill with their good positive vibes, belly up and stretching out.

Description: Retro vibes of the 1980s and 1990s. Colorful, bright just like your future. Remember, no killing the vibe here. Just chill, bro. Positive vibes only.

Description: You know the thing to say when it's the holidays and you're from or on the islands. This festive, tropical pineapple shirt is just the thing to make your spirits bright. Grab this design and your hopes and dreams will shine brightly like the starfish tree topper.

Description: You kicked everyone's butt as a zoom attendee and all you got was this lousy t-shirt. But what a wonderful list of bada$$ skills you have! Distance working from home? Distance learning? Distance socializing? Distance comic conning? Distance everything from your computer? You rocked it this year. Congratulations, champ!

Description: When the time comes, I hope you choose to stay here so we can all party together like it's 1999...again.

Description: Class of 2020 represent!...from home. You did it! You graduated and maybe you were able to come out of quarantine for a while with a mask on to celebrate with your friends standing 6 feet apart. And then you went back inside. Welp, at least you graduated. Congratulations!

Description: If you're looking to break into a new career that involves vengeance, protecting dogs, a high body count, and using office supplies as weapons, you'll need this trusty assassin starter pack.

Description: A day in the life of John Wick. It's repetitive but don't mess with a man's dog.

Description: There are people out there who haven't had the privilege of experiencing the original trilogy, at least not through official channels. Why? Because they were born too late and it hasn't been released on blu ray without the silly special edition scenes. Some of us vintage geeks remember, though, and fondly reminisce about a more civilized age.

Description: You up for a game of chicken? You're the strong one. Show 'em whatcha got. Make the other chicken swerve. Bok bok bitch!

Description: Yo, not all Asians are crazy wealthy. Some are broke on a Friday night. College loans, anyone?

Description: You gotta have old-school, old-timey strongman strength at P.T. Barbell's Gym along with a bit of showmanship. It's the Greatest Gunshow On Earth. So, lift heavy but remember, why don't we rerack the bars.

Description: One of these days, baby, one of these days...we'll be able to take these masks off and get ourselves straight outta quarantine.

Description: All this hand washing and keeping our hands clean is making us run straight outta hand sanitizer during this pandemic. Make sure you get yourself to a store to get more and wear your mask.

Description: Better make another trip to the store because nothing makes you run straight outta toilet paper like doing your business at home all the time due to the pandemic. Just make sure you wear a mask.

Description: This lucky little maneki neko kitty cat is flashing the shaka sign as a friendly greeting and reminder that you'll have good luck, pomaika'i. She's a little hula dancing furball who plays ukulele, plucking the strings with her claws and swaying with the sunset behind her.

Description: It's time to save the planet and you need all the encouragement you can get. Sometimes, hearing an 80s rock anthem is all you need to unleash your leadership powers. You got this. You got it all, the touch, the power, the heart, and the motion. That's how you roll out.

Description: It's time to enslave the planet and you need all the encouragement you can get. Sometimes, hearing an 80s rock anthem is all you need to unleash your destructive powers. You got this. You got it all, the touch, the power, the heart, and the motion. That's how you deceive them all.

Description: It doesn't get any sweeter than these two sweethearts professing their love to one another. Well, one of them anyway. The other one is like, "Duh, I know." Such the rogue-mantic smuggler.

Description: A redesign of one of my first and favorite pieces, "I'm a Lover and a Fighter." This is version 2.0. Ever hear the saying, "I'm a lover, not a fighter?" It's not easy out there. We all need to be both. Sometimes you gotta love to fight. Other times you gotta fight for love. Keep those hands up.

Description: Have you heard? He'll Be Back! You can't keep Geoffrey down. He's one bad a$$ giraffe that keeps coming back. That's good news for anyone who will always be a kid. Hooray for nostalgia!

Description: When Han, the "perfect man," lends you one of his many hands, you better watch out. He has much more than just a kung fu grip. This villain can cut, claw, and karate chop you to pieces. He and his lucky little cat are expecting you at his tournament. You have their gratitude.

Description: Not all Asians are super wealthy. A bunch of them are getting by like everyone else. Yay to being part of the middle class.

Description: Extremely wealthy or extremely sexy? Do we have to choose only one? Some Asians have it all.

Description: The "Yas Queen" meme comes to life as a colorful mashup of one of the most bada$$ mothers of them all. She's wearing her crown and it's about to go down.

Description: Aw hell nah, Karen! Wakanda potato salad is this?! This black cat is having none of Karen's bland, potato salad. He's knocking it off the table in disgust.

Description: The crew's all here, ready for war. With less brains and more firepower, the humans try to take on the baddest mutha of all time. Spoler alert: the next sequel negates everything in this one.

Description: The original crew is all here, even the cat. Spoiler alert: the cat lives.

Description: Life requires you to take risks and roll the dice. The odds may never be in your favor, but if you knew the odds, you'd never go for it. So, tell every naysayer to shut it while you pilot your life on your own terms. Good luck at the sabacc table. You just might fly home in a Falcon.