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Off the top rope with a folding chair! The white folding chair has become a symbol of justice and unity, a mighty improvised weapon to fend off idiots who made bad life choices. When they f around, they find out. When they roll up on someone with privilege and rage, may they have several seats upside the noggin. *In self-defense only, of course.

Off the top rope with a folding chair! Some idiots f'd around and found out the hard way. Being a jerk and ganging up on one person because you think you can get away with it is a shortcut to getting konked on the noggin with a folding chair, wrestling style. 'Round these parts, we don't condone violence but we do condone self-defense. If someone rolls up on you with violence, let 'em know they can have several seats.

The orcas have taken over! In light of several yachts being attacked by killer whales, this big willy is taking things into his own flippers. He's the captain now. Look him in the eyes as he laughs and sticks his big ol' pink tongue out at you, you yacht-owning hooman! Nyah, nyah, he's on a boat!

Stay pawsitive with this design of three happy cats. They know exactly how to chill with their good positive vibes, belly up and stretching out.

Retro vibes of the 1980s and 1990s. Colorful, bright just like your future. Remember, no killing the vibe here. Just chill, bro. Positive vibes only.

You know the thing to say when it's the holidays and you're from or on the islands. This festive, tropical pineapple shirt is just the thing to make your spirits bright. Grab this design and your hopes and dreams will shine brightly like the starfish tree topper.

Candy corn plays it cool for Halloween. He knows he's not for everyone but haters gonna hate. He stays his sweet, positive self. He smiles and fires off his double finger guns. Stay safe and stay sweet when you trick or treat.

This candidate has returned. Let's hope he and his number one get at least four more years - or seasons. How about seven seasons? Let's vote and make it so in 2020.

What we need is a POTUS who can kick some butt with a flamethrower while her VP, a cat, catches mice and takes naps. This candidate is ready to nuke it all just to be sure. That's a heckuva platform. Vote Ripley and Jonesy in 2020.

One of them has a lot of mileage on him, the other one's feet can barely touch the gas pedal. We could do worse when it comes to a president and vice president. At least these two adventurers know what's really important: fortune and glory. Vote Jones and Round in 2020.

One is a bumbling hero with leadership qualities, the other one is in charge. We could do worse when it comes to a president and vice president. At least these guys are no strangers to taking action. Remember, it's all in the reflexes. Vote Burton and Wang in 2020.

You kicked everyone's butt as a zoom attendee and all you got was this lousy t-shirt. But what a wonderful list of bada$$ skills you have! Distance working from home? Distance learning? Distance socializing? Distance comic conning? Distance everything from your computer? You rocked it this year. Congratulations, champ!

When the time comes, I hope you choose to stay here so we can all party together like it's 1999...again.

Class of 2020 represent!...from home. You did it! You graduated and maybe you were able to come out of quarantine for a while with a mask on to celebrate with your friends standing 6 feet apart. And then you went back inside. Welp, at least you graduated. Congratulations!

If you're looking to break into a new career that involves vengeance, protecting dogs, a high body count, and using office supplies as weapons, you'll need this trusty assassin starter pack.

A day in the life of John Wick. It's repetitive but don't mess with a man's dog.

There are people out there who haven't had the privilege of experiencing the original trilogy, at least not through official channels. Why? Because they were born too late and it hasn't been released on blu ray without the silly special edition scenes. Some of us vintage geeks remember, though, and fondly reminisce about a more civilized age.

You up for a game of chicken? You're the strong one. Show 'em whatcha got. Make the other chicken swerve. Bok bok bitch!

Yo, not all Asians are crazy wealthy. Some are broke on a Friday night. College loans, anyone?

You gotta have old-school, old-timey strongman strength at P.T. Barbell's Gym along with a bit of showmanship. It's the Greatest Gunshow On Earth. So, lift heavy but remember, why don't we rerack the bars.

One of these days, baby, one of these days...we'll be able to take these masks off and get ourselves straight outta quarantine.

All this hand washing and keeping our hands clean is making us run straight outta hand sanitizer during this pandemic. Make sure you get yourself to a store to get more and wear your mask.

Better make another trip to the store because nothing makes you run straight outta toilet paper like doing your business at home all the time due to the pandemic. Just make sure you wear a mask.

This lucky little maneki neko kitty cat is flashing the shaka sign as a friendly greeting and reminder that you'll have good luck, pomaika'i. She's a little hula dancing furball who plays ukulele, plucking the strings with her claws and swaying with the sunset behind her.

Like, this kitty cat is totally lucky. This maneki neko lucky cat is raising its paw to carry an old-school beatbox over the shoulder. Along with some vinyl and hot pink shutter sunglasses, this cat knows where it's at. With vaporwave sun in the background.

It's time to save the planet and you need all the encouragement you can get. Sometimes, hearing an 80s rock anthem is all you need to unleash your leadership powers. You got this. You got it all, the touch, the power, the heart, and the motion. That's how you roll out.

It's time to enslave the planet and you need all the encouragement you can get. Sometimes, hearing an 80s rock anthem is all you need to unleash your destructive powers. You got this. You got it all, the touch, the power, the heart, and the motion. That's how you deceive them all.

It doesn't get any sweeter than these two sweethearts professing their love to one another. Well, one of them anyway. The other one is like, "Duh, I know." Such the rogue-mantic smuggler.

A redesign of one of my first and favorite pieces, "I'm a Lover and a Fighter." This is version 2.0. Ever hear the saying, "I'm a lover, not a fighter?" It's not easy out there. We all need to be both. Sometimes you gotta love to fight. Other times you gotta fight for love. Keep those hands up.

Have you heard? He'll Be Back! You can't keep Geoffrey down. He's one bad a$$ giraffe that keeps coming back. That's good news for anyone who will always be a kid. Hooray for nostalgia!

When Han, the "perfect man," lends you one of his many hands, you better watch out. He has much more than just a kung fu grip. This villain can cut, claw, and karate chop you to pieces. He and his lucky little cat are expecting you at his tournament. You have their gratitude.

Not all Asians are super wealthy. A bunch of them are getting by like everyone else. Yay to being part of the middle class.

Extremely wealthy or extremely sexy? Do we have to choose only one? Some Asians have it all.

The "Yas Queen" meme comes to life as a colorful mashup of one of the most bada$$ mothers of them all. She's wearing her crown and it's about to go down.

Aw hell nah, Karen! Wakanda potato salad is this?! This black cat is having none of Karen's bland, potato salad. He's knocking it off the table in disgust.

The crew's all here, ready for war. With less brains and more firepower, the humans try to take on the baddest mutha of all time. Spoler alert: the next sequel negates everything in this one.