Tenney's Weird Stuff for Weirdos an...

Based on an old lapel pin design from UFOrum

The sexist UFOlogist you ever needed.

The Amalgamated Flying Saucer Clubs of America and Ashtar wish you "greetings!" from Interplanetary space command!

Enter the caverns and defeat our secret overlords. DESTROY THE DERO!

The only way you're going to see Bigfoot is by going outside. Turn off your computer, throw your phone in a river and go outside and have an experience.

They are not owls. Who know what I'm talking about and let's not talk about it anymore because they know when you are talking about them.

Back in the 1990's when no one cared about the fantastic show In Search Of... I wrote to Landsburg Productions and bought the rights to print t-shirts...crazy right? Leonard Nimoy was the best.

You should never use magic for evil ...but it's funny to think about.

Listen I know you're weird and you know your weird but what's really weird? When weirdos think you're weird.

Stop arguing over which crazy thing is "realer" than every other crazy thing. Get weird and realize that what you think is weird is weirder than you think.

For centuries The Nain Rouge has been the guardian of Detroit. Anti-Nain forces have attempted to brand the Nain Rouge as a devil but WE know the TRUTH! Detroit Loves the Nain Rouge, and The Nain Rouge loves us.

Do you investigate strange phenomena? Are you tired of being called a Ghostbuster? This is your new designation. Ghostly Gumshoe!

Do you like Dracula? Did you know armadillos are one of Dracula's favorite animals? These rare creatures were known to inhabit Dracula's castle. We are fans.

There is a difference between being a "creeper" and being "creepy" there is also a way to creep people out without creeping on them. During filming of a few TV shows, the cast was overheard saying "Tenney Creeps Me Out" but only in the spookiest way.

I welcome the arrival of our UFO overlords...come on aliens, get me off this planet!