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The sexist UFOlogist you ever needed.

Enter the caverns and defeat our secret overlords. DESTROY THE DERO!

The only way you're going to see Bigfoot is by going outside. Turn off your computer, throw your phone in a river and go outside and have an experience.

It's time to face the facts, you've been abducted by aliens. Oh, sure you don't remember it... the fact you don't remember is the proof that you were! Aliens! UFOS! Saucernauts!

Back in the 1990's when no one cared about the fantastic show In Search Of... I wrote to Landsburg Productions and bought the rights to print t-shirts...crazy right? Leonard Nimoy was the best.

Maybe you'll go to Heaven, maybe the other place...maybe you'll become a ghost, maybe you'll be reincarnated as an alien. One thing is certain, your body...future dirt.

Is that a crystal in your pocket or is it ... multiple crystals? You know what really rocks? ROCKS!

You should never use magic for evil ...but it's funny to think about.

Listen I know you're weird and you know your weird but what's really weird? When weirdos think you're weird.

Stop arguing over which crazy thing is "realer" than every other crazy thing. Get weird and realize that what you think is weird is weirder than you think.

For centuries The Nain Rouge has been the guardian of Detroit. Anti-Nain forces have attempted to brand the Nain Rouge as a devil but WE know the TRUTH! Detroit Loves the Nain Rouge, and The Nain Rouge loves us.

Do you investigate strange phenomena? Are you tired of being called a Ghostbuster? This is your new designation. Ghostly Gumshoe!

I know you know that voodoo and hoodoo that you do so well. Also, I kn that you knew that I knew, because I know you're a psychic witch.

Do you spend hours pouring over declassified government documents? Do you stare at the stars waiting for the ufonauts to come take you away? If you do then this shirt is for you.

Do you like Dracula? Did you know armadillos are one of Dracula's favorite animals? These rare creatures were known to inhabit Dracula's castle. We are fans.

Maybe E.T. and Close Encounters are the same movie...maybe not.

There is a difference between being a "creeper" and being "creepy" there is also a way to creep people out without creeping on them. During filming of a few TV shows, the cast was overheard saying "Tenney Creeps Me Out" but only in the spookiest way.

I welcome the arrival of our UFO overlords...come on aliens, get me off this planet!