JollyHedgehog

Description: Hello frien-- why are you screaming? Why are you running??

Description: Water horse? Sea monster? Long lost plesiosaur? ... a toy boat? Don't be ridiculous!

Description: ~ I want to believe ~

Description: What's that in the sky? It's a moth! It's a man! It's a mothman!

Description: Hold on, I'm picking up some EMF readings...

Description: What do you mean, "aliens aren't real?"

Description: The best, most advanced way to view a movie: through the colored plastic lenses of a bit of cardboard sitting on your nose.

Description: The best beat is the one in your chest. Perfect for: DJs, musicians, ravers, music lovers, folks who enjoy a good party.

Description: Why are blue whales so blue? Well, they're the biggest animals on the planet, and being surrounded by thousands upon thousands of little things can get pretty overwhelming!

Description: Protector of parties, caped crusader of corn chips, guardian of guac, fighting the good fight against double dippers! Always shows up around football season...

Description: Rest in peace... with butter and jam.

Description: Luck won't cuddle with you and let you rub its belly.

Description: A multitude of different vampire fangs! Some drink blood, some drink other things, like printer ink, grape jelly, glowstick juice, magma, photo developer...

Description: "Name's Gene. I bet your sword collection isn't as cool as mine-- not right nOW, MOM!!"

Description: *fart noises* [ updated 9/3/22 ]

Description: It's just the pits.

Description: Someone gently poke this orange awake, it's time for breakfast!

Description: Developing a thick skin helps, but patience is finite. *The impolite version.*

Description: Developing a thick skin helps, but patience is finite. *The polite version.*

Description: When Fall hits and you're excited for Halloween and pumpkin spice lattes and picking out a Halloween costume and pumpkin pie and mulled cider and trick-or-treating and pumpkin carving and wearing your favorite hoodie and Halloween and--

Description: Throw a couple hot dogs on the grill? Hot diggity dog!

Description: Is it getting steamy in here?

Description: That feeling when you pick out your fanciest mug and get your marshmallows done just right.

Description: A little toast keeping warm in its favorite jam-colored sweater.

Description: Stayed in the toaster just a little too long.

Description: Party peapod havin' a good time!

Description: When you wake up on the wrong side of the peapod.

Description: I scream, you scream, we all SCREAM! ... and then we SMASH!

Description: I scream, you scream, we all SCREAM!

Description: You get pretty good at chillin' when you spend your time in a freezer.

Description: An apple a day only kept the doctor away because the apple was a raging -- you know.

Description: You might be full of juice, but it sure doesn't feel like it today.