JollyHedgehog

Description: Water horse? Sea monster? Long lost plesiosaur? ... a toy boat? Don't be ridiculous!

Description: What's that in the sky? It's a moth! It's a man! It's a mothman!

Description: What do you mean, "aliens aren't real?"

Description: The best, most advanced way to view a movie: through the colored plastic lenses of a bit of cardboard sitting on your nose.

Description: Why are blue whales so blue? Well, they're the biggest animals on the planet, and being surrounded by thousands upon thousands of little things can get pretty overwhelming!

Description: Protector of parties, caped crusader of corn chips, guardian of guac, fighting the good fight against double dippers! Always shows up around football season...

Description: Rest in peace... with butter and jam.

Description: "Name's Gene. I bet your sword collection isn't as cool as mine-- not right nOW, MOM!!"

Description: It's just the pits.

Description: Someone gently poke this orange awake, it's time for breakfast!

Description: Developing a thick skin helps, but patience is finite. *The impolite version.*

Description: When Fall hits and you're excited for Halloween and pumpkin spice lattes and picking out a Halloween costume and pumpkin pie and mulled cider and trick-or-treating and pumpkin carving and wearing your favorite hoodie and Halloween and--

Description: A little toast keeping warm in its favorite jam-colored sweater.

Description: Party peapod havin' a good time!

Description: I scream, you scream, we all SCREAM! ... and then we SMASH!