jpat6000

Description: Looks like I picked the wrong day to spontaneously combust.

Description: now with sky

Description: The morning after the night you don't remember.

Description: Just a nice day out on the countryside.

Description: You got some bamboo to munch on and some trees to climb. You're doing okay. Thumbs up, bro,

Description: Sometimes a panda gets depressed. It's probably what kills their sex drive.

Description: This design asks the question 'what if our most trusted, beloved, and hopefully healthiest supreme court justice were a cow?' I don't know that the jurisprudence would change, but it may look a little something like this. (also available without portrait backdrop background)

Description: Crocodiles are famous for both their arms and their tears. And something called a death roll.

Description: Robots will take over the word one day, but first they need to find a sustainable power source. And an aux input jack.

Description: What if republicans were in charge of aid packages?

Description: Nothing fishy going on here. Fish-monstery, perhaps.

Description: You fight long enough, you get to where Apollo Creed's trunks. Just stay away from towering Russians - Brigitte Nielsen is pumping them full of steroids.

Description: It's been a hard stretch. Warden's tryin' to put me in solitary. The skinheads are gunnin' for me. My old lady ain't visitin' no more. I ain't gonna take it, kid. I ain't gonna take it no more. I'm makin' a break for it. Tonight. Ya with me?

Description: off to a meeting in her pantsuit.

Description: It's a dog. Dressed up like an astronaut.

Description: They don't all have their heads in the sand. Some of them want to start something.

Description: Head-banging, mosh-pitting, bass-pumping amphibian. But also just a real nice guy. (also available without portrait backdrop background)

Description: Get it? It's an angler fish. Normally I dislike puns, but that one was really good.

Description: This guy has looked down the barrel of an enemy fighter's air cannon. It's only natural he'd look down his nose at you.

Description: This design asks the question 'what if our most trusted, beloved, and hopefully healthiest supreme court justice were a cow?' I don't know that the jurisprudence would change, but it may look a little something like this.

Description: This little pigs mummy loves him. Too much.

Description: This walrus doesn't care that it's your birthday. She'll take some cake tho.

Description: No sufficiently advanced civilization will use internal combustion engines. All civilizations, however, will appreciate the Showtime era LA Lakers.

Description: Poultry's revenge.

Description: That moment when you realize your best friend is leaving without you.

Description: A face only a mother, or an entomologist, could love.

Description: When they come for us, they will come from the sea.

Description: This guy has looked down the barrel of an enemy fighter's air cannon. It's only natural he'd look down his nose at you. (also available without portrait backdrop background)

Description: I feel like the obvious description here must include some sort of beat poem. Unfortunately they are painful to my ear, and beat poets, I don't know 'em. Rhyming couplets I can do though. Ho. Ho. ho. Stop that rhyming, I mean it. Anyone want a peanut? Etc.

Description: This is a self-portrait. I don't think it makes for a particularly good T-shirt, but popular demand says otherwise. Popular demand, in case you're wondering, is 2 people.