jwolftees

Description: Tough call, when's dinner??

Description: The GOAT of all horses couldn't stop throwing gems.

Description: There's no place like the drive-thru.

Description: "I'm toast in the toaster/ I'm getting very hot" is pretty metal tbh

Description: As it is written in Corinthians 4:20.

Description: Let the world know you did your duty. Please note: This is ***NOT*** a referendum on voting! Everyone should vote!!

Description: You'll shoot your eye out while rockin' around the leg lamp, ya filthy animals!

Description: Small-ball is life!

Description: Design now available in rrrrrrrrrroyal blue!

Description: This t-shirt is a mash-up.

Description: ǝɔᴉu

Description: Wake me up before you go-go to Lard Lad!

Description: Solid advice for a successful modern existence.

Description: This is why I ALWAYS talk to strangers.

Description: This is why I ALWAYS talk to strangers.

Description: My favorite part of the movie is when Goose and Ethan Hunt sing Secret Garden.

Description: What to wear when you're disrupting the transportation world!

Description: When you're too tired to walk but don't wanna drive - scoot!

Description: A bite-size salute to the city that never parks.

Description: A salute to the city that never parks.

Description: For when saying "no comment" feels like more work than pointing at your shirt.

Description: Sometimes you just prefer the warm, porcelain embrace of a close friend to the cold, serviceable touch of a stranger.

Description: Worth it.

Description: Tell people how you truly feel (through a layer of fabric).

Description: The laziest bird in the aviary - now smaller!

Description: ...and he-LLO, Odin's Mustache!

Description: Show folks you're made of oodles of black and white noodles!

Description: Show people you're made of oodles of noodles!

Description: The perfect way to show off your hardcore METAL BAND fandom!!

Description: THEY LIVE... and by "THEY" we mean "I" and by "LIVE" we mean "like to watch and regurgitate lines from my favorite movies." Not quite as punchy.

Description: Rihanna's unofficial brunchwear.

Description: An important message from inside the Matrix.

Description: Go on. I dare you.

Description: Artist's sketch of the familiar L.A. landmark.