jwolftees

Description: Let the world know you did your duty. Please note: This is ***NOT*** a referendum on voting! Everyone should vote!!

Description: You'll shoot your eye out while rockin' around the leg lamp, ya filthy animals!

Description: Solid advice for a successful modern existence.

Description: For when saying "no comment" feels like more work than pointing at your shirt.

Description: Sometimes you just prefer the warm, porcelain embrace of a close friend to the cold, serviceable touch of a stranger.

Description: Worth it.

Description: Tell people how you truly feel (through a layer of fabric).

Description: Show people you're made of oodles of noodles!

Description: The perfect way to show off your hardcore METAL BAND fandom!!

Description: THEY LIVE... and by "THEY" we mean "I" and by "LIVE" we mean "like to watch and regurgitate lines from my favorite movies." Not quite as punchy.

Description: Guaranteed* to make people check their laces. *Not guaranteed for people wearing slip-ons, velcro, sandals, Crocs, those "toe-finger" shoes, or non-English speakers.