Any self-respecting nerd knows Han didn't shoot first, because Greedo never shot, at all!
Reject the ret-con! Separate yourself from the poseurs, and show you're a true Star Wars Fan!
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han solo, han shot first, star wars a new hope, sci fi, greedo
Parody protest sign.
"Seeing a fig tree by the road, He went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. 'May you never bear fruit again!' He said. And immediately the tree withered."