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I Drink and I Fall Down T-Shirt

Description: We can't all be Tyrion

Tags: drink, drinking, drinking humor, lannister, tyrion

I Drink and I Fall Down T-Shirt

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Optimistic Sisyphus T-Shirt
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Description: Imagine Sisyphus happy? No. But an optimistic nihilist? Sure

Tags: ancient greek, funny, greek mythology, mythology, optimistic nihilism

Optimistic Sisyphus T-Shirt

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Read Band Books T-Shirt
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Description: Just read!

Tags: band, book lover, books, music, music lover

Read Band Books T-Shirt

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Willpower T-Shirt
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Description: If you’ve ever argued about how to pronounce “Jaques” and “Mxyzptlk,” this one’s for you. A simple idea, a questionable pun, and the fusion of two of literature’s most iconic heroes.

Tags: man of steel, shakespearean, superman, theater, william shakespeare

Willpower T-Shirt

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Portland Strong T-Shirt
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Description: Croak you, I won't do what you tell me! The Portland Frog has become the symbol or resistance and anti-authoritarianism.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, frog, portland, rage against the machine

Portland Strong T-Shirt

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Made You Look T-Shirt

Description: It's a hat. It's red. It says, "Made You Look. Black Lives Matter."

Tags: black lives matter, black pride, blm civil right, maga, make america great again

Made You Look T-Shirt

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Buy Grabthar's Hammer! T-Shirt
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Description: Galaxy Quest vintage magazine ad parody

Tags: advertisement, dr lazarus, galaxyquest, grabthar, grabthars hammer

Buy Grabthar's Hammer! T-Shirt

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Han Didn't Shoot "First" T-Shirt
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Description: Any self-respecting nerd knows Han didn't shoot first, because Greedo never shot, at all! Reject the ret-con! Separate yourself from the poseurs, and show you're a true Star Wars Fan!

Tags: han solo, han shot first, star wars a new hope, sci fi, greedo

Han Didn't Shoot "First" T-Shirt

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Hail Sagan T-Shirt
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Description: "Even through your hardest days, remember we are all made of stardust."

Tags: carl sagan, cosmos, hail satan, sagan, satan

Hail Sagan T-Shirt

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"I hate these guys" T-Shirt
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Description: WWID?

Tags: antifascist, antifascist action, harrison ford, indiana jones, punch a nazi

"I hate these guys" T-Shirt

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Scavengers of the World Utini T-Shirt
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Description: Cold War USSR propaganda style Star Wars poster

Tags: funny, jawa, parody, propaganda, soviet union

Scavengers of the World Utini T-Shirt

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Support Your Claim T-Shirt
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Description: What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence

Tags: burden of proof, facts matter, hitchens razor, intelligence, logical thinking

Support Your Claim T-Shirt

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Attempted Murder T-Shirt

Description: If you get it, you should get it!

Tags: humor, language, crows, attempted murder, murder of crows

Attempted Murder T-Shirt

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Anxiety&Despression&Autism&ADHD T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by the iconic John&Paul&Ringo&George tee, this design brings bold, honest attention to mental health and neurodiversity — no apologies, just reality.

Tags: adhd, anxiety, autism awareness, depression, mental health

Anxiety&Despression&Autism&ADHD T-Shirt

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Fruit Stripe T-Shirt
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Description: IYKYK

Tags: fruit stripe gum, go away funny, nostalgia, retro candy

Fruit Stripe T-Shirt

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NeuroSpicy T-Shirt
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Description: Add more flavor to the world with some neurospiciness!

Tags: adhd, asd, autism acceptance, autism awareness, autistic

NeuroSpicy T-Shirt

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Did I Do That? T-Shirt
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Description: Gas Prices are up. Goose. Gander. Good for both.

Tags: 8647, donald trump, fdt, fdt trump, gas prices

Did I Do That? T-Shirt

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HERO T-Shirt

Description: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, in the style of Shepard Fairey's Barack Obama HOPE image.

Tags: hope, shepard fairey, ukraine, ukraine pride, ukrainian flag

HERO T-Shirt

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Volodymyr Zelenskyy T-Shirt
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Description: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, encircled in his quote, "Life will win over death, Light will win over darkness."

Tags: ukraine, ukrainian pride, i stand with ukraine, zelenskyy, volodymyr zelenskyy

Volodymyr Zelenskyy T-Shirt

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Mothman! T-Shirt
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Description: Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-MOTHMAN!

Tags: batman, batman66, cryptid, cryptozoology, moth man

Mothman! T-Shirt

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The Usual Seusspects T-Shirt

Description: Who is Cindy-Lou Soze?

Tags: cat in the hat, dr seuss, green eggs and ham, grinch, horton hears a who

The Usual Seusspects T-Shirt

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House Sweet House T-Shirt
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Description: Life is always sweeter, when it's smothered and covered

Tags: breakfast, food, house, waffle

House Sweet House T-Shirt

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Not Today Satan! T-Shirt
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Tags: atheist humor, funny, satan, satanism, satire comedy

Not Today Satan! T-Shirt

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Soylent Industries T-Shirt
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Description: It's People!

Tags: science fiction, soylent green is people, soylent, cult movies, green

Soylent Industries T-Shirt

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Please Don't Pet the Peeves T-Shirt
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Description: Gently warn people to stay off your last nerve

Tags: last nerve, word play, word play humour

Please Don't Pet the Peeves T-Shirt

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Do You Even Science BrO? *Newly Redesigned!* T-Shirt
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Description: For those who want to flex their brain muscle

Tags: science gift, science joke, science lover, science student, science teacher gift
Fuck C*ancer T-Shirt
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Description: Choose your shirt color to reflect to cancer ribbon color that you want

Tags: breast cancer, cancer awareness, cancer fighter, cancer gift, cancer ribbon

Fuck C*ancer T-Shirt

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No Farms, No Food Extreme T-Shirt
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Description: Activism humor

Tags: farm, new green deal, activism, agriculture, slogan

No Farms, No Food Extreme T-Shirt

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Don't Be an Arsole T-Shirt
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Description: Arsole is an actual chemical compound of the formula C4H5As. The perfect gift for your science-loving friends!

Tags: science, chemistry joke, puns, molecule, arsole

Don't Be an Arsole T-Shirt

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Dandy Lions T-Shirt
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Description: A field of dandy lions

Tags: rembrandt, pun, lions, fine arts, oil painting

Dandy Lions T-Shirt

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Dope Is God. T-Shirt
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Description: For people who understand the Symmetric Property of math.

Tags: religion slogan, god, atheism, dope, math

Dope Is God. T-Shirt

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God Hates Figs! T-Shirt
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Description: Parody protest sign. "Seeing a fig tree by the road, He went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. 'May you never bear fruit again!' He said. And immediately the tree withered."

Tags: bible, bible verse, god, political, satire

God Hates Figs! T-Shirt

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