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Willpower Socks
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Description: If you’ve ever argued about how to pronounce “Jaques” and “Mxyzptlk,” this one’s for you. A simple idea, a questionable pun, and the fusion of two of literature’s most iconic heroes.

Tags: man of steel, shakespearean, superman, theater, william shakespeare
Portland Strong Socks
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Description: Croak you, I won't do what you tell me! The Portland Frog has become the symbol or resistance and anti-authoritarianism.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, frog, portland, rage against the machine
Made You Look Socks

Description: It's a hat. It's red. It says, "Made You Look. Black Lives Matter."

Tags: black lives matter, black pride, blm civil right, maga, make america great again
Buy Grabthar's Hammer! Socks
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Description: Galaxy Quest vintage magazine ad parody

Tags: advertisement, dr lazarus, galaxyquest, grabthar, grabthars hammer
Han Didn't Shoot "First" Socks
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Description: Any self-respecting nerd knows Han didn't shoot first, because Greedo never shot, at all! Reject the ret-con! Separate yourself from the poseurs, and show you're a true Star Wars Fan!

Tags: han solo, han shot first, star wars a new hope, sci fi, greedo
Hail Sagan Socks
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Description: "Even through your hardest days, remember we are all made of stardust."

Tags: carl sagan, cosmos, hail satan, sagan, satan
"I hate these guys" Socks
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Description: WWID?

Tags: antifascist, antifascist action, harrison ford, indiana jones, punch a nazi
Scavengers of the World Utini Socks
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Description: Cold War USSR propaganda style Star Wars poster

Tags: funny, jawa, parody, propaganda, soviet union
Support Your Claim Socks
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Description: What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence

Tags: burden of proof, facts matter, hitchens razor, intelligence, logical thinking
Attempted Murder Socks
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Description: If you get it, you should get it!

Tags: humor, language, crows, attempted murder, murder of crows
Anxiety&Despression&Autism&ADHD Socks

Description: Inspired by the iconic John&Paul&Ringo&George tee, this design brings bold, honest attention to mental health and neurodiversity — no apologies, just reality.

Tags: adhd, anxiety, autism awareness, depression, mental health
Fruit Stripe Socks
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Description: IYKYK

Tags: fruit stripe gum, go away funny, nostalgia, retro candy
NeuroSpicy Socks
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Description: Add more flavor to the world with some neurospiciness!

Tags: adhd, asd, autism acceptance, autism awareness, autistic
Did I Do That? Socks
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Description: Gas Prices are up. Goose. Gander. Good for both.

Tags: 8647, donald trump, fdt, fdt trump, gas prices
HERO Socks
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Description: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, in the style of Shepard Fairey's Barack Obama HOPE image.

Tags: hope, shepard fairey, ukraine, ukraine pride, ukrainian flag
Volodymyr Zelenskyy Socks
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Description: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, encircled in his quote, "Life will win over death, Light will win over darkness."

Tags: ukraine, ukrainian pride, i stand with ukraine, zelenskyy, volodymyr zelenskyy
Mothman! Socks
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Description: Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-MOTHMAN!

Tags: batman, batman66, cryptid, cryptozoology, moth man
The Usual Seusspects Socks

Description: Who is Cindy-Lou Soze?

Tags: cat in the hat, dr seuss, green eggs and ham, grinch, horton hears a who
House Sweet House Socks
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Description: Life is always sweeter, when it's smothered and covered

Tags: breakfast, food, house, waffle
Not Today Satan! Socks
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Tags: atheist humor, funny, satan, satanism, satire comedy
Soylent Industries Socks
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Description: It's People!

Tags: science fiction, soylent green is people, soylent, cult movies, green
Please Don't Pet the Peeves Socks
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Description: Gently warn people to stay off your last nerve

Tags: last nerve, word play, word play humour
Fuck C*ancer Socks
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Description: Choose your shirt color to reflect to cancer ribbon color that you want

Tags: breast cancer, cancer awareness, cancer fighter, cancer gift, cancer ribbon
No Farms, No Food Extreme Socks
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Description: Activism humor

Tags: farm, new green deal, activism, agriculture, slogan
Don't Be an Arsole Socks
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Description: Arsole is an actual chemical compound of the formula C4H5As. The perfect gift for your science-loving friends!

Tags: science, chemistry joke, puns, molecule, arsole
Dandy Lions Socks
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Description: A field of dandy lions

Tags: rembrandt, pun, lions, fine arts, oil painting
Dope Is God. Socks
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Description: For people who understand the Symmetric Property of math.

Tags: religion slogan, god, atheism, dope, math
God Hates Figs! Socks
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Description: Parody protest sign. "Seeing a fig tree by the road, He went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. 'May you never bear fruit again!' He said. And immediately the tree withered."

Tags: bible, bible verse, god, political, satire

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