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Willpower Socks
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Description: If you’ve ever argued about how to pronounce “Jaques” and “Mxyzptlk,” this one’s for you. A simple idea, a questionable pun, and the fusion of two of literature’s most iconic heroes.

Tags: man of steel, shakespearean, superman, theater, william shakespeare

Willpower Socks

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Portland Strong Socks
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Description: Croak you, I won't do what you tell me! The Portland Frog has become the symbol or resistance and anti-authoritarianism.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, frog, portland, rage against the machine

Portland Strong Socks

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Made You Look Socks

Description: It's a hat. It's red. It says, "Made You Look. Black Lives Matter."

Tags: black lives matter, black pride, blm civil right, maga, make america great again

Made You Look Socks

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Buy Grabthar's Hammer! Socks
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Description: Galaxy Quest vintage magazine ad parody

Tags: advertisement, dr lazarus, galaxyquest, grabthar, grabthars hammer

Buy Grabthar's Hammer! Socks

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Han Didn't Shoot "First" Socks
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Description: Any self-respecting nerd knows Han didn't shoot first, because Greedo never shot, at all! Reject the ret-con! Separate yourself from the poseurs, and show you're a true Star Wars Fan!

Tags: han solo, han shot first, star wars a new hope, sci fi, greedo

Han Didn't Shoot "First" Socks

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Hail Sagan Socks
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Description: "Even through your hardest days, remember we are all made of stardust."

Tags: carl sagan, cosmos, hail satan, sagan, satan

Hail Sagan Socks

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"I hate these guys" Socks
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Description: WWID?

Tags: antifascist, antifascist action, harrison ford, indiana jones, punch a nazi

"I hate these guys" Socks

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Scavengers of the World Utini Socks
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Description: Cold War USSR propaganda style Star Wars poster

Tags: funny, jawa, parody, propaganda, soviet union

Scavengers of the World Utini Socks

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Support Your Claim Socks
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Description: What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence

Tags: burden of proof, facts matter, hitchens razor, intelligence, logical thinking

Support Your Claim Socks

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Attempted Murder Socks
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Description: If you get it, you should get it!

Tags: humor, language, crows, attempted murder, murder of crows

Attempted Murder Socks

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Anxiety&Despression&Autism&ADHD Socks

Description: Inspired by the iconic John&Paul&Ringo&George tee, this design brings bold, honest attention to mental health and neurodiversity — no apologies, just reality.

Tags: adhd, anxiety, autism awareness, depression, mental health

Anxiety&Despression&Autism&ADHD Socks

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Fruit Stripe Socks
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Description: IYKYK

Tags: fruit stripe gum, go away funny, nostalgia, retro candy

Fruit Stripe Socks

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NeuroSpicy Socks
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Description: Add more flavor to the world with some neurospiciness!

Tags: adhd, asd, autism acceptance, autism awareness, autistic

NeuroSpicy Socks

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Did I Do That? Socks
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Description: Gas Prices are up. Goose. Gander. Good for both.

Tags: 8647, donald trump, fdt, fdt trump, gas prices

Did I Do That? Socks

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HERO Socks
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Description: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, in the style of Shepard Fairey's Barack Obama HOPE image.

Tags: hope, shepard fairey, ukraine, ukraine pride, ukrainian flag

HERO Socks

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Volodymyr Zelenskyy Socks
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Description: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, encircled in his quote, "Life will win over death, Light will win over darkness."

Tags: ukraine, ukrainian pride, i stand with ukraine, zelenskyy, volodymyr zelenskyy

Volodymyr Zelenskyy Socks

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Mothman! Socks
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Description: Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-MOTHMAN!

Tags: batman, batman66, cryptid, cryptozoology, moth man

Mothman! Socks

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The Usual Seusspects Socks

Description: Who is Cindy-Lou Soze?

Tags: cat in the hat, dr seuss, green eggs and ham, grinch, horton hears a who

The Usual Seusspects Socks

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House Sweet House Socks
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Description: Life is always sweeter, when it's smothered and covered

Tags: breakfast, food, house, waffle

House Sweet House Socks

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Not Today Satan! Socks
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Tags: atheist humor, funny, satan, satanism, satire comedy

Not Today Satan! Socks

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Soylent Industries Socks
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Description: It's People!

Tags: science fiction, soylent green is people, soylent, cult movies, green

Soylent Industries Socks

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Please Don't Pet the Peeves Socks
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Description: Gently warn people to stay off your last nerve

Tags: last nerve, word play, word play humour

Please Don't Pet the Peeves Socks

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Fuck C*ancer Socks
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Description: Choose your shirt color to reflect to cancer ribbon color that you want

Tags: breast cancer, cancer awareness, cancer fighter, cancer gift, cancer ribbon

Fuck C*ancer Socks

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No Farms, No Food Extreme Socks
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Description: Activism humor

Tags: farm, new green deal, activism, agriculture, slogan

No Farms, No Food Extreme Socks

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Don't Be an Arsole Socks
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Description: Arsole is an actual chemical compound of the formula C4H5As. The perfect gift for your science-loving friends!

Tags: science, chemistry joke, puns, molecule, arsole

Don't Be an Arsole Socks

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Dandy Lions Socks
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Description: A field of dandy lions

Tags: rembrandt, pun, lions, fine arts, oil painting

Dandy Lions Socks

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Dope Is God. Socks
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Description: For people who understand the Symmetric Property of math.

Tags: religion slogan, god, atheism, dope, math

Dope Is God. Socks

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God Hates Figs! Socks
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Description: Parody protest sign. "Seeing a fig tree by the road, He went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. 'May you never bear fruit again!' He said. And immediately the tree withered."

Tags: bible, bible verse, god, political, satire

God Hates Figs! Socks

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