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This isn't a bra, it's body armor. And this isn't make up, it's war paint! ~Iliza Schlesinger *born in the year of the Boar

The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that's probably why they're the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it. ~Jim Norton, who was born under the sign of Cancer

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.. ~Eddie Izzard, who was born under the sign of Aquarius

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin!. ~Dave Atell, who was born under the sign of Capricorn

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. ~Billy Connolly, who was born under the sign of Sagittarius

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun. ~Kathy Griffin, who was born under the sign of Scorpio

Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? ~Brobdingnagian Bards

Reason and justice tell me there's more love for humanity in electricity and steam than in chastity and vegetarianism. ~Anton Chekhov

When you back a heathen into a corner there is only one way out: Through You! ~Viking Proverb

I would rather the man who presents something for my consideration subject me to a zephyr of truth and a gentle breeze of responsibility rather than blow me down with a curtain of hot wind. ~Grover Cleveland

Hey Mr. Dinosaur, you really couldn't ask for more. You're God's favorite creature but you didn't have a future! ~Sting, Walking In Your Footsteps

Because woman lives so close to our first mother, the Earth, she emanates the strength and harmonious nature of all things. Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA

There are no ordinary moments. There is always something going on. ~ Aztec Warrior Quotes

The spider that knows what it will gain sits waiting patiently in its web. The praying mantis is never tired waiting all day. ~ Nigerian Proverb

In Asatru, Huginn (Thought) and Muninn (Mind or Memory) are a pair of ravens that fly all over the world, Midgard, to bring information to Odin.

The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow’r, And all that beauty, all that wealth e’er gave Awaits alike the inevitable hour: The paths of glory lead but to the grave. Thmas Gray

Arachnid, art, spider, celtic, celtic knot, celtic spider, gaelic, gifts, heritage, ireland, irish, knot your world, knotyourworld, pagan, Religion / Beliefs, scotland, scottish, St patricks, insect Written laws are like spiders' webs, and will, like them, only entangle nad hold the poor and weak, while the rich and powerful will easily break through them. ~ Anacharsis

Clannish Warrior Culture meets Tribal Warrior Culture and they understood each other!

Clannish Warrior Culture meets Tribal Warrior Culture and they understood each other!

Baldrick, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'. ~ EB, "Blackadder's Christmas Carol"