Stickers
Description: This isn't a bra, it's body armor. And this isn't make up, it's war paint! ~Iliza Schlesinger *born in the year of the Boar
Chinese Boar Sticker
$3.50
Description: A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. ~ Bertrand Russel
Brainy Boar Sticker
$3.50
Description: In my NCAA wrestling days I dreamt of a hold I called the “Double Tidal Lock” inspired by Earth-Moon Physics. ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson *born in the year of the Dog
Chinese Dog Sticker
$3.50
Description: Loyalty. Is it something only dogs know? When I think of it, I wonder if I would rather have it than love. Whereas love is often an over-used word and an unpredictable feeling, the other is nothing but dependability. ~ Donna Lynn Hope
Dependable Dog Sticker
$3.50
Description: The images from the book you make in your head are always going to be the best images. ~Isaac Arthur *born in the year of the Rooster
Chinese Rooster Sticker
$3.50
Description: Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. ~Mark Twain
Rakish Rooster Sticker
$3.50
Description: A kid once said to me “Do you get hangovers?” I said “To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.” ~Lemmy Kilmister
Maniac Monkey Sticker
$3.50
Description: I think, a lot of times, people just want to be cool, and to be in love is not cool. But I think it's the coolest. I think love is the coolest thing that there is. ~Mac Miller *born in the year of the Monkey
Chinese Monkey Sticker
$3.50
Description: Vulnerability is the essence of romance. It's the art of being uncalculated, the willingness to look foolish, the courage to say, 'This is me, and I'm interested in you enough to show you my flaws with the hope that you may embrace me for all that I am but, more important, all that I am not.' ~Ashton Kutcher *born in the year of the Horse
Chinese Horse Sticker
$3.50
Description: I think a hero is any person really intent on making this a better place for all people. ~ Maya Angelou
Heroic Horse Sticker
$3.50
Blue Koi Sticker
$3.50
Description: Solidarity is an attitude of resisitance, I suppose, or it should be. ~Christopher Hitchens
An Accord Sticker
$3.50
Description: The garden of love is green without limit and yields many fruits other than sorrow or joy. Love is beyond either condition: without spring, without autumn, it is always fresh. ~Rumi
Green Mother Sticker
$3.50
Description: I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. ~Jimmy Carr, who was born under the sign of Virgo
Virgo Sticker
$3.50
Description: Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you. ~Joe Rogan, who was born under the sign of Leo
Leo Sticker
$3.50
Description: The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that's probably why they're the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it. ~Jim Norton, who was born under the sign of Cancer
Cancer Sticker
$3.50
Description: I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage. ~Bill Burr, who was born under the sign of Gemini
Gemini Sticker
$3.50
Description: I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk walk out of the room. ~Don Rickles, who was born under the sign of Taurus
Taurus Sticker
$3.50
Description: Every week, it's another city for me. I get asked the same questions every week by people. 'Are people the same everywhere?' No. Some places suck and they have shittier people. I just gave you a sociology degree. ~Tom Segura, who was born under the sign of Aries
Aries Sticker
$3.50
Description: What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. ~Billy Crystal, who was born under the sign of Pisces
Pisces Sticker
$3.50
Description: If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.. ~Eddie Izzard, who was born under the sign of Aquarius
Aquarius Sticker
$3.50
Description: What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin!. ~Dave Atell, who was born under the sign of Capricorn
Capricorn Sticker
$3.50
Description: The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. ~Billy Connolly, who was born under the sign of Sagittarius
Sagittarius Sticker
$3.50
Description: I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun. ~Kathy Griffin, who was born under the sign of Scorpio
Scorpio Sticker
$3.50
Description: Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader. ~Christopher Titus, who was born under the sign of Libra
Libra Sticker
$3.50
Description: I really wish there had been a was to phrase this as 'A thunder of worms.' Because I like that phrase. That's a phrase with soul. Worm thunder on the horizon, all is right with the cosmos . . . ~ Ursula Vernon *born in the year of the Snake
Chinese Snake Sticker
$3.50
Description: Music can connect people on an intimate level. What Josh and I are trying to do is represent anyone who has some of the questions that we have. ~Tyler Joseph *born in the year of the Dragon
Chinese Dragon Sticker
$3.50
Description: Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? ~Brobdingnagian Bards
Fiery Fiend Sticker
$3.50
Description: He fought because he actually felt safer fighting than running. ~Richard Adams, Watership Down
Ragin' Rabbit Sticker
$3.50
Description: I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess. ~Angelina Jolie *born in the year of the Rabbit
Chinese Rabbit Sticker
$3.50
Description: An unlocked door means that, occasionally, you might get a devil come in, but a locked door means you have thousands of angels just walk by. ~Ian MacKaye *born in the year of the Tiger
Chinese Tiger Sticker
$3.50
Description: Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the wall to hang the tiger's skin long before he has caught the tiger. This tiger has other ideas. ~John Kennedy
Twisted Tiger Sticker
$3.50
Description: Passant Contourne' is a Heraldic term. Passant is standing w/ one of the fore feet raised, as if walking. It is traditionally the Right fore foot. Contourne' or sinister means facing the left. This would be the shield bearer's left, not the left of the person viewing the shield.